#zoids lore

- Your Liger Zero crouching down for chin scratches like all the time

- Your Zoid throwing a fit in the parking lot because you’ve been shopping for more than three hours already

- Said Zoid complaining about the 20 shopping bags you’re trying to fit into their cockpit

- Your Zoid picking you up and carrying you away after you’ve been staring at the display window with the parka on sale for $599 for over five minutes now

- Venting to your Geno Saurer in tears how you were bullied at school today and he asks where the bullies live

- Your Zoid being confused as to why you have a different paintjob every morning

- You teasing your Zoid back that it’s called fashion and they obviously don’t know anything about it, seeing how they’re wearing the same outfit every single day

- Your Zoid ranting about how your fashionable ‘armor’ provides literally no protection at all

- Knitting a scarf for your Geno

- Your Geno knitting a scarf for you

- Building a giant snowman with your Zoid in winter; they accidentally melt a part of it because one of their heatsink exhausts came too close, which they get utterly distraught about

- Snowball fight with your Zoid; you die

- Your Zoid playfully dumping a metric ton of snow on you and then frantically digging you out again because they didn’t hear you make a single sound for the past five minutes

- Your Liger Zero playing hide and seek with you in the snow and thinking he’s perfectly hidden because he blends into the white; except his massive silhouette against the forest behind him kinda gives him away

- Playing hide and seek with your Helcat, Helcat always fucking wins

- Your Shield Liger being scared of fireworks and putting up his shield cuz there’s nowhere to hide

- Your Zeekdober going after the mailman; now you have to fetch your mail from the post office because for some reason the employees refuse to deliver to your house anymore

- One smart mailman trying to distract the Zoid guarding your house with a laser pointer; it’s all fun and games until the laser of a rifle points back

- Your Blade Liger being OVERjoyed because you got the HMM and now there’s a mini-him!

- Your Fury seeing you beating eggs and offers to help; you kindly refuse

- Your Lord Gale having watched a documentary about the Middle Ages and now REALLY wants to try lance jousting with the Lanstag two blocks over

- Your Zoid accidentally overdrawing your bank account cuz they secretly hacked your phone and didn’t realize the microtransactions in Candy Crush cost real actual money

- Your Zoid hearing you say “oh shoot my phone died” for the first time and being super distraught cuz they’re thinking it literally died

- Your Zoid not wanting to spend the night in the barn because there are spiders

- Your Zoid watching you through your window while you sleep to make sure you don’t have any nightmares

- Sleeping between the front legs of your Liger while he watches over you

- Having to console your Bladey because the local Saix always outruns him and that makes him doubt his worth

- Scolding your Command Wolf for digging up all the plants in the yard; little do you know that it was in fact the neighbor’s König Wolf

- Your König Wolf bringing you a telephone pole to play fetch and not quite realizing what’s the big deal and why are you yelling

- Your Shieldy being absolutely TERRIFIED of balloons since one popped in his face a few years ago and now always deploys his shield as soon as he spots one

- König Wolf howling at the moon and their human yells at them to shut up. The König complies...until the next full moon

- Your Saix ‘accidentally’ stepping on your brand new sports car. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

- Your Geno LOVING sparklers for some unknown reason

- Your Murasame forgetting to duck and accidentally cutting power lines every once in a while

- Your Liger Zero being dead afraid of the jack-o’-lanterns on your porch because their eyes they glow

- Your Zoid being scared of thunderstorms

- You sitting underneath your Shieldy in the rain while he keeps you dry with his e-shield

Idea @ the Zoids fandom: HUDs in Zoid cockpits

Does something like this exist yet? If not, should/could it? With either ancient Zoidian technology that was extremely advanced, or perhaps new developments in modern one, I think the idea of HUDs and holograms in Zoid cockpits seems not too unrealistic.