#zlberres

As he walked up to the door, Jack on a little harness by his feet, Pax still wasn’t convinced that Zelda had meant to contact him. It would’ve been awkward for her to turn around and go “oh fuck yeah, you right,” but he wasn’t actually sure. Either way, it was going to be an interesting time. Compared to Rusty, Pax knew very little about her, only having met a handful of times and he considered that she texted him because the topic of conversation would be his brother. What a world. With a hesitant knock to the door, he softly called, “Hey, it’s Pax,” before stepping back and crossing his arms.

30. places that you find sacred?

My loft, church, the pub. 

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

 Either my birthday suit or this one...

32. top five favorite vines?

I nearly dropped my croissant

iradosyclytis

Fuck ya chicken strips

Diabetes cat

peanut butter baby.

33. most used phrase in your phone?

fuck sake!

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

“Washing machines live longer with calgon.”

35. average time you fall asleep?

When I find a place to sleep

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

Rucksack

38. lemonade or tea?

Tea but only at @orileyreagan‘s coz she makes the best tea. 

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

Neither they taste like toilet cleaner

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

･:*:･ﾟ MEME MONDAY / ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗᶤᶰᵍ ᵎ

40. do they have a big family or a small family? no family?

” no family as far as i’m concerned , ‘cept my brothers , “ 

41. where would they want to live if they could live anywhere? why?

” a house . it’s warm . i’d rather that than a park bench which is my current situation , “ 

42. are they happy in their current living situation? why or why not?

” nah , i’m homeless which isn’t the best way of going about things . sleeping on posie’s couch every now and again is all well and good but it ain’t ideal that’s for sure , “ 

43. do they like living alone or with another person / other people?

” i reckon i’d like to live with somebody if i could , they can keep me outta shit when i fall into the bullshit i always seem to , “ 

44. did they go to college, or are they attending? did / do they like it?

” not smart enough for college , no way . you need more than one brain-cell for that .. places like that ain’t for people like me , “

45. what’s their dream job / profession? do they have one?

scorpio: do you trust easily?  

only selected people.. like you and a few others

libra: describe your dream partner.

*doesnt answer the question due to internal panic*

moon: what’s your favorite song?

🍂- what’s your middle name?

“Johan.”

🍭- how tall are you?

“Six foot four.”

💬- what your last text message says?

“I miss you, bud, we need to go out and catch up sometime soon. To my son.”

2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size?

A couple of people, or sets of people. 

4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?

Oh, heeeell no!

10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

Airplane (;

21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?

Rough sex

25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

Yes. A really good one with different vibrating speeds and attachments. My first sex toy, I think it was a simple dildo? I don't remember.

39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?