#ziscourse

JatP Fever Dream Recap

Whoo baby. How far back do you want me to go with this?

The Hat Man legends were born. See this post for further information.

Cheesecake discourse struck on a midnight hour splitting the fandom down the middle. It was war. Things got ugly. No one escaped unscathed.

Cheesecake discourse soon morphed into zipper discourse, or as it's more commonly known, Ziscourse. There was a Zedding and it was beautiful.

The OC Conrad Reggie was born out of spite and love by @soemthingsparkly. He's an asshole and he's based off of concept Reggie and Conrad is Reggie's cousin. (None of this is canon). Also he has a troll ask blog @conradconreg.

This happened:

In a brief pause of relevation @reggiesjams managed to create this blank meme filter:

Examples on how it can be used:

I turned this screenshot from Unsaid Emily into a meme filter (og from tyler kare's ig page):

Here's a few ways you can use it:

Out of Ziscourse the Age of Zowen gripped the fandom and we all played an irl game of Among Us to figure out who maddie and Owen are. (Mads has confirmed she's on Tumblr but hasnt released her url, Owen has neither confirmed nor denied this statement.)

At this point everyone's given up and as a collective JatP Tumbkr has decided we are all Owen.

Step dad Caleb and Ernesto happened, ask @alexthedrummerboy and @hacker-willie-manifesto for more info on that. Honestly I slept through most of it.

Basically the 18+ discord is made up of a bunch of mildly popular jatp blogs who share one collective braincell and use it to start random discourse because we're losing our minds waiting for the s2 announcement.

@thesevenumbrellas @reggiesjams @soemthingsparkly @reggiehasadhd @willexx and anyone else who sees this, did I miss anything? I feel like a lot more stuff that happened than just this.

It's so chaotic.

I feel like this has all been a fever dream.

Zleep is temporary. Zippers are forever.