#zeroabsurdity

*hands you a giant koala plushie* I hope this works as a replacement in the meantime (until I cloned us all an Oscar each) ❤️

We all deserve our personal caretaking!Oscar when we're miserable and curled up in bed. I truly just wrote what I'd like to have during my period in that chapter 🫣 one cuddly boy that I can cry with to-go please. only thing missing was truly just him making her the tea he bought and diligently heating up the microwavable mini-pillow 🥺

I love these two so much 🙂‍↕️ and I hope your suffering will be over swiftly 🩷

I feel like that neuron activation monkey meme. Tell us more tell us more 😌😌

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I’m a decrepit zero this was all I had to offer :/

But no, seriously for a second. Lando wears thin chain jewellery pretty often. Like basically every picture where he’s not in race gear he’s wearing a chain. And we KNOW (land)oscar are deep into that predator-prey kink. Who’s to say that doesn’t extend beyond the track and also become a bit more of a pet play thing.

saturday sleepover

Sending you all ice dream because this heatwave sounds horrible (33 is an average day in summer where I am lol) (and also it's the middle of winter for me)

Mint choc chip and I don't care if anyone says it tastes like toothpaste!

Vanilla but specifically from this one place because it's so rich and tastes like actual vanilla beans

obviously i passed out immediately after finishing the chapter so i forgot to send in my mandatory post chap reaction (made mandatory by me for me)

i have NEVAH been more jealous of 2 fanfic characters in my life ohhh my sweeties. i just love love love how comfortable they are with each other and in each other’s presence and how soft they are and how respectful osc is trying to beeee 🥺

also GOSH oscar saying that he would have still treated lando the same even as a dude if it wasn’t considered weird MY POOR HEARTTTT 😭

deadass also me when I wrote it. riiiiight? they are so damn gentle with each other, especially now after the hotel bedsharing aka the second time Lan's nervous system decided crying in front of an Aussie man was the ideal outcome.

ALSO HER FINALLY REALIZING!?!?!?!?!? ugh, like yeah girl, the blushing on that boy isn't just casual decoration and the way you feel about the hugs isn't either. like damn, finally you clocked it hahahaha

oh he totally would've let previous Lando warm up with him and fall asleep on him. I mean come on, cuddly boy, cuddly girl, same thing different font

next chapter is gonna drop in the next couple days. it's shorter but it's veeeery important and Oscar's brain might break a little teehee

do you need help with the sugar shock they gave you?

no for real. I read that and I was like, "wait...who gave y'all my Ellipsus document???"

like the way you got the bedroom dynamics right by 80% accuracy is a littleeeee scary lmaoooo

three things I associate moots with

Hello zero my love <3 I love this picture it’s hilarious

☆ landoscar aliens !! I think this was the first convo we had, like outside of comments or rebloging each other’s stuff. It’s such a silly little idea but it brings me so much joy and is so fun to think about and send each other ideas for. I’m super excited for when I get the chance to sit down with it properly.

☆ gifs but specifically the captions on them your gifs are top tier always. But the captions on them are also ways top tier. It’s always just a funny comment or something that makes me giggle

always giving me fic reactions so damn fast that I'm close to asking if you're a speed reader. like genuinely, how fast do you read????

you are a biiig commenter on here and I COULD KISS YOUR FACE for it. it makes posting feel less anxiety-inducing because I know my little fren in my phone will have something to say about it.

you are incredibly creative and have an eye for aesthetic stuff. I mean your pinned post and header alone are chef's kiss but I wanna see more and more cool things from you. web weaves when?

it's genuinely their natural state. happy? hug. sad? cuddle. angry? cuddle. feral? hug of self-preservation. they just wanna take care of each other so bad and fix everything with cuddles.

also OSCAR WATCHING HER SLEEP???? almost screamed into my pillow while writing that because the mental image is so adorableeeeee! reminded me of when he looked at Lando all endeared during the Australia fan stage this year.