#tetswithah

at first glance i said to myself i have no idea they just put their claws in me and forced my hand???

but looking at it further i think it’s because i can relate to both of them and their dynamic so much

i first felt an attachment to lando because he’s so himself unapologetically, so incredibly kind, and the shifting of his personality in different settings (yet still himself) really drew me in because i feel/do that within myself as well

then i saw more media of oscar and realized he’s the same as lando just in a different font. more reserved but still unapologetically himself (even a little cringe sometimes which i relate to HARD), so kind and respectful, tries to get the best out of things even if it’s hard to.

and their dynamic is so cute to me bc it almost resembles the grumpy/sunshine trope (which is one of my favorites IN FICTION, maybe not real life 🥲). like oscar’s not grumpy really but he definitely is more chill while lando tends to carry the energy. but it’s also unlike a lot of pairings in the f1 side of things which i found interesting. lando treats oscar differently than he treats others—he’s softer for the most part, doesn’t poke fun at him too harshly. it’s like he has a soft spot scooped out just for oscar (cuteeee). and oscar doesn’t mind lando’s chaos for the most part—he finds lando endearing and plays along/or pushes back on lando’s shenanigans. i feel he finds it a good opportunity or outlet to engage in a little bit of whimsy and be himself.

even though they’re both the same at heart which i think draws them to like/understand each other, they can be widely different. adds a layer of something new that each of them can experience/learn from each other. overall theyre so soft (i’m a softy) yet they can be spicy sometimes with landos brat tendencies that i love.

for 5 sentence ask game!

ship: landoscar prompt: baby

"What if he was real, though?" Lando bites his lip idly, nodding to the round piece of plastic in Oscar's hands.

"What— this?" Oscar holds up the tamagotchi, thankfully just fidgeting with the keychain now and seemingly done senselessly banging it on the table.

"Him," Lando ammends with a huff, "and like, not him exactly. Not a creature. But, like, a real actual baby."

"Jesus, Lando," Oscar's fond amusement coming through in a breathy laugh, "you're seriously getting baby fever from this thing?"

imagine the oscars watching one lando being spitroasted by the other two landos… he winning as he struggles to take his own huge cock inside…

tets HALF AN HOUR BEFORE A RACE!? DO YOU WANT ME DEAD???

for second, i love to hear your opinion on oblivious idiots in love as a landoscar trope!

Hi tets !!

Thank you that’s literally so sweet! The secret to my tagging system was stalking @raspberry-ribcage and asking them a bunch of questions about their own system and thus adopting a lot of their system. My only advice would be keep it simple and know what you want to get out of it. I’ve been putting off making a proper tag page on tumblr for the last week or so but I will do it and you will also be able to stalk it if you want to.

okay this one is particularly crazy i feel. anyway oscar is a girl bc she’s hot and before she and lando were teammates she used to be a hugeeeee fan who wrote explicit fanfiction about nortrell. they eventually get together, she tells him the truth at some point, this stuff happens before the fic starts. anyway its oscar’s birthday and oscar hates her birthday but lando wants to make it special so he invites max over and they act out one of her fics for her in real life. it came to me randomly the other day and i wrote the first 500 words of it but it’s currently tabled while i finish up other stuff.

between having a chance to fucking liam and making oscar win the drivers championship, which would you choose?

tets....... my dear darling baby bunny tets whom I love very big and lots......... my evil baby bunny who is tormenting me........ whom I still love very big and very much <333 >:( <333

so now, if I'm being nitpicky here (and I must be, because I must tread lightly) by fucking liam, I don't prevent oscar from ever winning the wdc, right? and would he even enjoy a win if I wished it for him? he'd want to earn that right, all the blood, sweat, and tears put into it (much like sex with liam). so I just feel like I'd be doing him a disservice.... you know, like giving him the wdc, he wouldn't want that, not our oscar..... right 😰

now fucking liam, well....... I have less of a shot in my day to day life for that opportunitiy while oscar will absolutely be champion one day, so if we're playing this smart, and we must, it makes more sense to wish for the thing that's less likely to naturally occur. so if you think about it, this is a testament to my surefire belief in oscar and his talents and his abilities and his destiny 🙂‍↕️ I am a good oscarina! 🥰

so I will fuck liam, if I must, you know, for the good of oscar and australia and his millions of fans and mark webber and his family and and and. I'll fuck that blonde man stupid justtttt for him <333

⋆˙⟡ wip ask game! ⟡˙⋆

ahh okay I am finally getting to these! <3

this wip is pillow princess lando but with the angsty twist of him being too ashamed to communicate it. the set up is lando and oscar have just recently started hooking up, and it's all butterflies and excitement. except that lando doesn't like riding his partners, and much prefers to be laid out and fucked instead, but he's dismissive and hard on himself about it and thinks he needs to just power through it. here's a snippet from my imperfect first draft:

(two very different questions I KNOW, but indulge me pls <33)

⋆˙⟡ sleepover saturday! ⟡˙⋆

hehehe tets!!! my baby bunny! hi!!! 🥰 I like the duality of your curiousity!

for the first bit, yes and no. there's times where I definitely wish I understood and was more drawn to the technical side of f1, and to an extent I am. but tbh it feels a bit overwhelming, and it's not going to be fun if I force myself to study data. so I'm leaving it be for now, I take in what I can and what interests me in that regard, and I don't need to have it all figured out to enjoy the sport. that said, I got an ask a few weeks ago asking if I just like the yaoi in f1 fandom, and I'm not sure if the tone was meant to be curious or neutral or judgemental, but it did make me wonder for a bit how I come off to others. because I'm not a sports or competition driven person over all, and if the humanity of f1 was stripped away and it was simply about watching the cars and data and strategy, well no, I don't know that that would hold my interest in itself. even before I properly joined the fandom, I was intrigued by the drivers lore and stories and their dynamics. so it's silly, but briefly being potentionally labeled as just an f1 yaoi lover, I felt like how I experience my hobby was cheapened. but it hasn't really stuck. because we're all here more or less doing the same thing, and it's silly to think there should be an f1 fandom hierarchy to uphold.

anddddd liam. mmm liam 🥰🥰 he did not capture my attention immediately tbh, though that's partially due to what algorithms prioritize and when you're new to f1, and at least for me, it was a lot of charles, max, and lando. I think he's very pretty, and vcarb does a good job at showing off his personality and antagonising him to give him something to bite and nip at hehe. truly his crooked teeth were one of the first things I noted as attractive and visually interesting, I love imperfect teeth! his accent is cute, and he just has a swag to him that is a mix of "some guy" and "fuckboy". he's on summer break seemingly making dirt biking ramps at night lol like he's just soooooo boy. he just seems like a wonderful combination of interesting, handsome, playful, and fun and I want in on that hehe and while I'm not thee most knowledgable on his lore, I think even his transformation from being newer to the grid and saying here's not there to make friends, to softening up and letting himself be seen a bit more authentically and multi-faceted is super intriguing (which I think his teammates isack and arvid have both played a role in as well). idk he loves the movie cars, I love the movie cars. he's a privileged millionaire etc etc and I don't know him, but there's pieces of him that seem more grounded and I would love to lay on the hood of some stupidly enpensive car with him watching the stars and ask him one million questions <3

plus body ody ody 🙂‍↕️