#zero talking 2011

In cafe. a Group of retirees sitting at a table next to mine. a Small child & Mom walk by and get the attention of the group. They all chitchat for minute. The child is a burst of sunshine.

Then they all say good-bye…

As the child is walking away, he turns and says:

“Wait! There’s one more thing I want to say to you!”

“What is that?”

“There’s a Sponge Bob shirt.”

And then he walked away like a kid who just shared the answer to life.

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Originally published on: Mar 19, 2011 @ 09:47

The thing about catching people checking you out is that you always have to check them out again to see if they check you out again.

And so you check them out again to see if they check you out again and then wonder if they’re wondering if you’re checking them out again to simply check them out again, or checking them out to check if they’re checking you out again.

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Originally published on: Mar 30, 2011 @ 13:37

Some days it really feels like I can’t finish anyth

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Originally published on: Oct 17, 2011 @ 12:28

So… a girl walks into the cafe I’m in.

But she doesn’t just “walk” in. She makes a performance out of it, passing by me several times. Why? I don’t know.

She then sits 3 empty seats away from me at the opposite end of the “bar”, against the wall, but facing my direction.

And then proceeds to act *completely* disinterested…

So she’s interested, right?

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Originally published on: Dec 21, 2011 @ 10:25

Public Service Announcement:

Statistically speaking, you are more likely to be killed by a cow than a shark.

So what I’m saying is, don’t trust cows!

The more you know.

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Hugging

Originally published on: Dec 20, 2011 @ 18:29

That awkward moment you’re listening to a lecture on quantum physics – while doing cardio at the gym – and the guy on the elliptical next to you keeps moaning randomly.

Or not randomly! What if my entire existence revolves around the sole expression of this man’s moans!? What if I am meant to take away something deeply meaningful from these fleeting few moments!?

Naaaaaah.

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Originally published on: Feb 19, 2011 @ 09:15

Wait a minute!

What’s the difference between cupcakes and muffins?

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Dang.

It brokke again!

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