Jul 31, 2023
sauce and/or stef for bingo please!!
TWO FOR ONE!!! here's sauce <3333
and diggs!
#sauce would call u an L to ur face#and then u punch his in ear and he films himself crying at the medbay#diggs wouldnt try opening a water bottle for u and he wont ask for help opening his own either#he'll just struggle rlly badly then get upset and give up and take his anger out elsewhere#hes kinda pathetic but first he has this air of aloof superiority first#it's like a cat balancing on the tub watching u look like a wet rat and judging you#until his fascination with swiping at the faucet accidentally gets him falling into the tub with you#no fake smile for him bcs i think he would rather spontaneously combust than go a second without his opinion being heard#cough his yells and indirect tweets @ allen#NOT SAUCE GETTING AT LEAST EACH IN EVERY CATEGORY HELP#us meeting (parasocially) was Destiny.#It just rang all the right bells when i saw his 'im the best in the draft.' (picture of me looking cool) twit post#mirror mirror on the wall. whos the Coolest of them All π#zero likes#ted tumbunity things#love this mental illness double whammy itβ#it's like getting diagnosed with narcissm and bpd
