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the proof is in the putting my dick in the pudding

#the proof is in the pudding my dick in the putting #math

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i’m big into when there’s a flood and there was oil on the ground and because the water can’t get absorbed by the soil, the oil gets into the river; only joking of course, i feel so bad for those poor fish, they’re all dying from the oil!

call that a runoff sentence

#joke about words #joke about run on sentences #joke about fish dying #joke about runoff

i often perceive difficulty in relationships/communication similarly to how math practice feels in a state of low motivation; easy until abruptly impossible.

in both cases, math and emotion, the only way to eschew stagnation is to ignore the seemingly unbearable discomfort of complexity.

#i thought that shit said onion

i had a nightmare where i was doing horrible in school and then i learned that i had completely forgot about one of the classes i was supposed to take and they were like “yeah ur fucked” and i was like “why did i never get emails about anything” and i think i tried to kms lowkey

#back to school

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the world operates under the assumption that you have shoes

gn0meneighb0r

no but seriously what happens when you dont have shoes??

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there’s absolutely no recourse. you’re either born with parents who have shoes, or you never can go anywhere ever.

#rly fucked up stuff

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stealing a joke from a teller; call that a prank robbery!

#i’m on the brink

the world operates under the assumption that you have shoes

#what if i don’t? what then?

why is nobody talking about how problematic period actors are??

#like… you don’t even menstruate #holy larp

ignorance is piss

flexing so hard that my muscles explode

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shame is the true mind killer

lies are the only bad thing about addiction.

that’s a lie

#quote #i thought that shit said onion #just kidding

shoutout to Jack Link’s Burger Sticks

#burfer

it’s always silly in funnydelphia

#cassie said this #she’s holding me at gunpoint #send help #or anything #anything helps #pretend i’m holding a cardboard sign #pov i am without a home #that’s not funny #ok bye now

@rawshimpcore thanks for the opportunity today. had a blast cracking The Peppermint Pig with u <3

#much love

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i’m a pulsating member of society

#my heart #is pulse #zero likes

smoking that shit that makes u forgettabout the fawg (dog) (dog) (fig) (fig) (fog)

#tag me #woah holy shittttt #shot #haiti

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