A Not-So-Purrfect Plan
Author: Zeplerfer
Summary: Using all of his cunning as a Slytherin, Arthur finds a sneaky way to spend time with his Hufflepuff crush.
Read it on AO3~~
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A Not-So-Purrfect Plan
Author: Zeplerfer
Summary: Using all of his cunning as a Slytherin, Arthur finds a sneaky way to spend time with his Hufflepuff crush.
Read it on AO3~~

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zeplerfer replied to your post āchibiblogerchan replied to your post āzeplerfer replied to your post ...ā
Didn't anyone tell you about the secret writer's club where we all discuss story ideas and sip hot chocolate?
@zeplerfer sounds perfect, how do I get in?
zeplerfer replied to your post: Nobody expects you to teach anything after mid-May. Thatās what videos are for! :D
Ugh, I wish they didnāt! The kids certainly donāt expect to learn anything, butĀ ātis testing season, so not only are we expected to be on point, but the kids are supposed to be at their peak performance levels!
Luckily, I have a new job for next year, so Iām not trying to impress anyone to keep my job this year. Hello Magic School Bus and Bill Nye!Ā ;D
@zeplerfer Just thought you might like to know that I competed in a successful raid today but just barely. It was Lugia, and no I didnāt catch it. :( But at least we beat him, during my phone lag from hell and all
35, 37, 40 with USUK!
Aaaaaah you are the best! Sorry I put this off, but man it feels like forever since Iāve done anything USUK!!
35. Who goes overboard on the holidays?
America. Easily. England is constantly complaining about the mass of labeled boxes in the attic that leave almost no room for anything else. But for as much as England complains, he still dutifully helps every holiday. Also I feel like while America loves all his knick knacks and nutcracker collection, and what not England would enjoy the history of certain traditions and upholding them each year.
37. Height difference or age difference?
Like which do I prefer? Because I have SUCH A WEAKNESS FOR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE! Smol cuddling into giant stolen borrowed sweatshirts. Bending down for kisses or cheek nuzzling. SUCH A WEAKNESS. Shorter England and tall America is my default love, although I donāt think Iāve read it done the other way unless it was likeĀ āsuper aggressive England overpowering little Americaā and okay that isnāt really my thing either (>.>)
40. Who is the fun parent/ Who is the responsible parent?
At first I was likeĀ āOh dude, America is TOTALLY the fun parent and England is the fussy, responsible oneā. But I think itās more like they take turns? America would love going to arcades and baseball games and water parks with the kids. He might even let them get away with little things. But if they really messed up, I imagine heād be stern and dole out punishments, normally involving the loss of privileges, because fun or not he wants his kids to grow up morally strong (heroes in training, yo!). Also can you imagine hisĀ āIām disappointed in youā face? Because I donāt want to.
And even though England might be the one to deal with more every day minor infractions, I also see him as being prime bedtime story teller in the house. Heād do stuff like different voices for characters, grand sweeping motions with his hands, hiding behind the book while reading suspenseful parts before popping out at the perfect moment for a high pitched squeal of terror/delight. I think he would also delight in teaching little things (like interesting history behind things, or theĀ āpicking up the toysā song) and with a little coaxing he would be right in there for wrestle/tickle fights and probably come out on top of everyone in the end.
They work as a pretty good team together. Not perfect. But good.
Okay, that was a ton of fun! Thanks for sending in the ask!

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zeplerfer replied to your post āsan junipero au ok so for anyone planning on watching black mirror,...ā
And they figure out a way to bring Matthew back to life? Or does everyone die? :)
@zeplerfer uh... well I was mainly planning a whole once youāre dead, you stay dead type situation. but thanks to weird ass technology, you can at least hang out with them! would be nice to bring back mattie tho
zeplerfer replied to your post āis2g I have way too many usuk fic ideas rn and absolutely no idea wtf...ā
Yes, share the idea with us! Also, I'm a big fan of oneshots. They give you a chance to try out new ideas without committing much time. And they give a chance for readers to see if they like your work!
I havenāt written a oneshot in a long time, I gotta be honest. I used to like writing twoshots, however, so maybe I could start with those again? I usually prefer writing stuff with multiple chapters to really short stuff, and this idea for a san junipero au will probably be a little too long for a oneshot anyway. I still might make it an askblog instead lmao. or I could do both. write a fanfic for it and make it an ask blog. thanks!!
Fools in Love
Author: Zeplerfer
Summary: Americaās love confession doesnāt go as planned, forcing him to spend the day proving to England how much he cares.
Read it on AO3~~