#zeperi

> REDIRECT:ADJACENT_DESTINATION

Whirring.

> Can they cook?

ZEPERI: AGHFUCK

[Clattering.]

ZEPERI: i

ZEPERI: mean_

ZEPERI: _____who_wants_to_know

[Rapid, stuttering typing in muted mechanical keystrokes.]

ZEPERI: (what_the_actual_fuck_is_wrong_with_this_server)

ZEPERI: hey_whats_your_username

ZEPERI: ask_me_out_or_something_first_before_you_start_dreaming_about_my_homemaking_skills_damn

ZEPERI: (i_turned_off_chat________wtf)

ZEPERI: can_YOU_cook______

ZEPERI: i_have_standards

ZEPERI: =_=