Send a ship and Iāll tell you who:
okay but now that would be a dangerous couple tbh
Gives nose/forehead kisses
Zelus. Itās got something to do with the fact heās spent a long time treating her like a little sister.Ā
AVERY. itās always avery. Though Zelus does get jealous too, just not on quite the same level
Picks the other up from the bar when theyāre too drunk to drive
Zelus. Another of thoseĀ ābig brotherā type habits that he canāt shake.
Takes care of on sick days
Both. Averyās sheās not afraid to be relentlessly adorable,Ā bringing him food (relax, someone else cooked it) & medicine and everything and probably doting on him. And when sheās sick Zelus would definitely be like, trying to help her feel better & meet her ridiculous demands tht heād normally ignore because Avery please. When sheās sick he makes an exception.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
Avery. She refuses to let you be all broody when itās sunny and lovely, Zelus.
Gives unprompted massages
Zelus. He can totally be that sweet sometimes, when he wants to be.
If you think Avery Pucey is learning to drive youād be wrong. Though how cute would Zelus be trying to teach her to drive and her being likeĀ āI HATE THIS THING I HATE EVERYTHINGā and heās rolling his eyes likeĀ āhow did i end up here oh my godā
Brings the other lunch at work
Avery. Showing up with food (that someone else prepared) allĀ āhi pay attention to meā and heās just likeā¦ur so lucky ur cute tho
Has the better parental relationship
Well Avery. But his parents are dead so thereās really no competition there.
Tries to start role-playing in bed
Avery tries,Ā it doesnāt go very well
Embarrassingly drunk dancer
There is a reason Zelus is Mr Serious, & itās because he is the worst dancer of all time. Avery finds it hilarious and mocks him appropriately
Still cries watching Titanic
Avery. Sheās a total sap lbr.
Firmly believes in couples costumes
Avery. Zelus would mostly agree to shut her up, but he quietly thinks the Little Red Riding Hood/Big Bad Wolf pair was pretty fun
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas
Avery. Sheās secretly super into spoiling him I think.
Makes the other eat breakfast
I can picture them both being like āfuck breakfast thoā
Zelus. Heās quietly quite good at those things, actually, though heād never admit it.
Probably like, Averyās parents, and theyāre both likeā¦we have not discussed this help