#zacbartowskii

do I like them: YES 

5 good qualities:

- he is literally so well trained he’s nearly as good as the black widow, an actual avenger

- speaks 6 languages?? that’s an awesome quality

- he’s actually such a sweetheart in the beginning?? so pure???

- are you sure he’s not keith’s dad (scruffy dad + alien mom…?)

- is played by brett who’s the real mvp the best kind of people

3 bad qualities:

- (sadly) horribly written

- ??????

- shit bruh i haven’t watched this show in years idk

favourite episode/etc: the one where he’s with the doggo

otp: YOU CAN PRY SKYEWARD FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

brotp: fitzward

ot3: him x skye x kara

notp: mayward? i can’t believe it was a thing

best quote: every conversation he had with skye before 1x18

head canon: h/c that’s he’s ALIVE AND LIVES IN THE COUNTRYSIDE AWAY FROM THE DRAMA WITH 18 DOGS 

oooooo i like this a lot!!! 

okay i think farmland in the early morning, like big open fields with a smattering of trees, and birds flying- we’re talking pride and prejudice-esque- and it’s quiet enough that you can hear your thoughts and it’s like stepping back in time to when it was simpler and gentler

(alternatively, i adore the aesthetic that comes from big forests (after a rain or during when you can hear the rain dripping through the leaves still) and big old estates or castles with decades upon decades of history in their walls) 

(i’m such a romantic rip me) 

aaaaaand my favorite colors are the colors of sunset (i know, this is a cop out, but it is the truth okay) 

NOTHING HOW DARE U???

no i’m kidding. this show is probably as close to perfect as shows can get for me personally. but, while i realize it is a work place situational comedy, i’d really like to see more of the characters personal lives, outside of work.

and i don’t just mean i want to see jake and amy moving in together and cuddling and shit. (i mean i do please give me this show come onnnn) but i want to see more of sharron and kevin and charles’ new family. i want to see jake’s mom and gina’s mom interact (why wasn’t karen at darlene’s wedding? they’re kids grew up together to the point they practically shared a grandmother, so you’d think they’d be at least friendly, right? maybe there’s some sort of beef there that i’d love to know about.)

is it okay if i skip nebula bc i have no music on my itunes?

favorite names: i’ve always been really attached to the name lily for some reason? and like iris and jackson are nice? idk i’m bad at names lmao

have you ever read a book that is worse than the movie? my instinct says no? i prefer wicked the music to wicked the book, if that counts, but that’s more of a preference than me thinking the book is bad.

if you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? i kind of want to live all over for periods of time. i don’t like the idea of becoming used to a place. so, like, the top ones are: new york, maine, france, germany, puerto rico.

i apologize for taking so long to do this, darling!

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i’ve only seen the parent trap lmao