#zabuobi

Making sure Obito gets as many kisses as humanly possibly is part of my job description, and I am nothing if not a hard worker (¬‿¬)

"So let me get this straight," Mangetsu says which prompts Mei to burst into laughter again "You called an emergency bar night because the Hokage's guard dogs decided you're dating them? After only a day since the meetings started?" 

"That is exactly what the fuck I just said to you Hozuki. Get with the program." 

"I can't-" Ameyuri falls into Mei's side and they cling desperately, like another gust of mirth will send them spiraling into fading shreds of mist. "Momochi, I never thought I'd see the day!" He can't even muster the energy to throw a kunai at the two harpies. 

"There you are!" calls a cheerful voice, Zabuza knows that voice. He mostly dreads it as he should but hates himself for the thrill of anticipation that twines in his gut against all odds. Before he has time to protest he's bracketed by two bodies. He doesn't have a face full of silver hair so that means Hatake is behind him and Uchiha is in front of him. Obito immediately turns around to smile at him, bright and warm, everything that his Bingo Book entry says he shouldn't be. 

Honestly who the fuck thought naming Uchiha Obito the "Black Hole of Konoha" was accurate. Copy-nin might be spot on because Kakashi saw what Obito was up to and immediately escalated. No offense to Hokage Uzumaki, but he hopes the woman and her husband fuck off back to Konoha sooner rather than later. 

"Hi honey." Kakashi deadpans from behind, and he can't see it but he can feel masked lips press to the back of his head, curved in a smirk. "Mind if we join you?" 

Zabuza must have the worst gardener ever.

Maybe not the worst. He does his job and somehow made his fucking garden alive and keeps it alive. Zabuza has a feeling that every plant he touched withers. Momochi would like to live in an apartament rather than his parents' mansion, but he can't sell it because reasons reasons he doesn't care about. But he still can't sell it. He used to be alone in it, until few years back when after a job he was going back from a grocery store and found a little boy eating from trash. Well, he was sure it's a girl for few moments. His mistake (because Haku nags him for it and people who mistake his gender, for the first few months, then he learned that making jokes out of it make people uncomfortable and went with that. He can be merciless if he wants).

But back to the fucking gardener.

If Zabuza hadn't realize how fucking gay he was, he knows now.

Uchiha Obito, yes Uchiha (the fucking mighty family that has the hottest assholes known to the world, they don't even have to do anything to be put in those oscar worthy films, they don't need anything, they are just perfect).

Oh god, where to even begin.

Zabuza hired that man not really looking at who's he's hiring. Haku just casually told him that his garden looks like a decorated forever for halloween, which meant “geez old man your backyard is a fucking graveyard not garden” (from how Zabuza took it, Haku wouldn't use such language). Oh god, the first time Obito came over, he was so stunned.

He was not into pretty flawless boys. But FUCK. Obito's body was fucking perfect, half flawless, half chaotic. “Uhhhhh” was all he managed and it was Haku who took it over (though it costed him leaving the tv and it was his favorite florist show, pretty great sacrifice for a boy loving nature).

It took him a week that an incredibly hot ravenette who made every type of clothing he wore sexy. He saw that ass.

Zabuza was just going to get something to drink when he first saw Obito bent down pushing up his fucking hips and ass high in air. Choking on air and scolding his leecherous thoughts he left the kitchen. Next time he saw those hips pushed up in air, he didn't run away… imediately. The more he caught the attractivebody bent in various ways the longer he let his gaze linger. And now he's at point where he wants to flirt but fucking knows he will fuck the shit up.

What's even worse, is that once when he watched and he turned looked back and their gazes met. OH GOD. HE KNEW. HE FUCKING KNEW.

The bastard smirked showing those pearly white teeth. With an awkward look away and turn he left not daring to say a thing.

After that Haku sort of became invested in his social life. Apparently, the Uchiha used the money he got for working in the garden to spoil Haku and have another gardening maniac.

Obito since then dressed up like on a catwalk. Fucking tight, leather pants and person in them began haunting him during night (fuck boners).

But also since then he had actually talk to Obito. Obito was a cheeky motherfucker, who fell in love with messing with Momochi and showed signs of being attracted back.

Somehow, somehow he ended up getting a date with Obito. It's blank sheet how did that happen. Mostly likely, it's a good thing and it should stay that way...

The first date has left him wanting only more (God just a plain, too-short and too-shallow peck was all that was needed to set him whole on fire). Obito is infuriating. Verbally and non-verbally teasing the two and a half an hour with his body and words, he knows how to set Zabuza thinking the most perverse things. It is on second date that Obito and Zabuza talk a lot and Obito mentions sleeping with people before and actually apologizes (what? How do you...? why? Fucking sexy and arrogant asshole!) for being a mocking and alluring fucker.

(White, plain crop top, leather jacket; tight, high-waisted jeans and black boots – fuuucking hot)

“I just love watch people wither because that's what I wanted them to do, how I wanted them to be. It's thrilling.” he said grinning with those lips wickedly separated showing his teeth. There was something off about Obito being just a gardener. Zabuza despite being hella reckless, knows dangerous when comes in contact with one. It's a turn-on. A very awful one.

While walking Obito home (which was an apartament) they wandered off to one of alleys. Zabuza had a mind blown making out with that pretty man. He was aggressive and very much appreciated the bruising kisses marking his neck. Obito made very fucking delicious sounds, oh fuck.

Ravenette with glorious smile accepted few more minutes before leaving his date hanging.

Oh fuck.

I really like these :3

*drops zabuobi*