#z-bots

06 June 2025 ~ Step One (Again)

It's only been sixty days since we last stood here after hesitantly cleaning out this space to make room for new furniture. Here we are again. With friends new and old.

In a way, this shakeup was good. I'm now comfortable with the idea of rearranging the familiar. I'm not even afraid of a total teardown and reset, if need be.

Several times in my life, there have been uncontrolled changes so ruinous that they almost destroyed me. So I taught myself to dread change; to strive only for unaltered familiarity, comfort, safety, permanence.

This is the robot vehicle simply named "Bazooka." You can sort of tell it's like a tank, I guess, if you squint.

It is formed from three robots:

Their names are "Baz," "Oo," and "Ka."

Look at them combined again and tell me they aren't just fucking.

Look at "Oo." Look at this idiot Boba Fett's dildo robot with a giant purple dick head and a gaping hole in its crotch that got stuck with the name "Oo." At least Oo gets to be the gun?

You can see all of the linkbots here:

http://m2museum.com/Zbots/ZbotsLinkbots.htm

Most of them are awkward both as their constituent robots and as combined vehicles. They look like babies designed them and named them things like "Nka" and "zee." Some of them have to plug their heads into other robot's anuses.

These robots would have short-circuited themselves in fits of self loathing if they didn't enjoy the unspeakable hideous love they share between one another.