RDR2 characters as things that happened from my mama's side of the family
Dutch- killed two men with a cola bottle when drunk over a game of Big Two
Hosea- would make his lover throw rocks at his bad back to ease the pain
Arthur- Doctor gave him cigarettes for his asthma
John- Has a lazy eye after being smacked by a ghost child for being too annoying
Sadie- Decided to become immune to fire. Has yet to be burned and can pick lemang sticks out of fire without gloves
Charles- Cut down an elder tree and accidentally got rid of the blessings that protected the house, now has to live with the visitors at night asking to come in
Rains Fall- tried to knock down wall to make room in house, went right through wall due to impact and fell into washing machine
Eagle Flies- was assigned to lay rocks down around the house so it was easier to walk on than the mud, decided to do it across two nights without sleeping because "Grind", ending up hallucinating fireflies everywhere and threw up before passing out
Paytah- tried to impress a girl by clinging up a jambu tree to pick her fruit, grabbed onto rotten branch and fell gracelessly, girl ran away thinking he'd died
Javier- Thrown into crocodile water when he wouldn't shut up about the floods, only lost a few strands of hair after managing to flail back to shore
Lenny- Got crushed between two mini trucks on a motorcycle, somehow survived with on a few fractured fingers and a dislocated knee
Sean- possessed by an angry ghost lady in a computer shop because of using a penyapu to sweep and accidentally sweeping away her home
Mary-Beth- tried to use a dodgy lightening soap, burned off leg hair completely and now only a few strands grow
Molly- cursed by a man to never have children because of not accepting sex before marriage
Tilly- chased by a chicken that decided it was the guard of the front steps into the house
Karen- was accused of being a hantu penanggal for merely refusing to have people come over after dark
Bill- became a beautiful woman after years of being a very determined and homphobic military officer
Uncle- put a tray of peas out to dry in the sun, cat came and shit on them because it looked like a litter box
Swanson- hand cut off by triads, attached only by a tag of skin, walked to town alone and went to a doctor to have it stitched back on, and it still works but can't really feel in pinkie and ring finger
Strauss- died mysteriously in sleep despite never having an illness, coroner found coffin nails and hair balls in stomach
Kieran- born with ability to interact with the ghosts that roamed around the house (result of elder tree being cut down), and got told by spirit of matriarch that she was sad no one visited during Raya
Trelawny- struggled to shave head and felt a bump, that of which when inspected was a massive and incredibly long amount of ingrown hairs that had to be cut out
Abigail- taken by organised crime group, simply walked home after a few hours and was told off for being out after dark
Pearson- had a gecko jump onto him while washing at night and shrieked a girly scream that caused the village to think that there was another murder (it was a weird time)
Micah- almost got into being a cocaine mule accidentally after speaking with men at bar
Jack- attempted to jump into what looked like a river, was only a long pond and got leeches everywhere on body
Grimshaw- ganged up on by geese while trying wash dishes in river
