Because I've debated doing this myself, getting a custom made pocket pussy in your likeness and sending it with one of the boys (I was seeing Soap specifically absolutely loving it) as a surprise while they're out on deployment.
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You sneak the new toy in Johnny's bag right before he leaves. He doesn't even notice. It's tucked right below his bedroll. He won't find it until much later, you know.
Three days later and you know he's deep in the middle of the op. Probably setting up camp in some middle of nowhere forest. You're practically buzzing with excitement. There's a fairly high chance he won't have signal to tell you when he finds it, but you hope.
You leap for your phone when it pings. Already feeling your cunt throb when you see Johnny sent you a video. Sliding a hand into your panties as you open it. But it was nothing like you'd expected.
You can see the toy. But that's definitely not Johnny. It's much longer, thicker. Big gloved hands gripping the replica of your pussy as he stretches it out far more than your boyfriend would. It must have been that weird friend of his, Simon. Ghost. The one who always wore that creepy mask.
The camera panned away from the toy. There was a small camp fire, a couple tents and... your Johnny. Knelt in front of the man you recognised as Captain Price. Watching Simon use the toy as he grinded his cock into the dirt below. He looked so wonderfully pathetic. Eyes glazed over and foggy. Head pulled back at an uncomfortable angle by Price's firm hand.
In the corner of the frame you could see who you remembered as Gaz. Leaning back against a large log and lazily stroking his cock.
This was not what you intended when you left your little surprise with Johnny. But fucking hell. You needed a live show immediatley.












