#yukimax

unfair question because All max ships are awesome but. i'll try.

1- Gax: would elaborate but i don't think i need to given the nature of this blog. max is puppy.

2- Maxiel: insane people being clinically insane about each other for the rest of time. well sign me the fuck up. + i will never rly be a fan of jealous max unless it's about daniel in which case he is Always giving attack dog vibes

3- Malex: big fan of max brain buffering every time alex so much as flirts in his direction. and max trying to awkwardly let him know how handsome he thinks alex is but failing bc he's too shy. (i wrote malex some time ago. idk why on anon but here it is) 3- Yukimax: cheating by putting two ships on nº3 but listen. 33. and also the polarly opposite max teammate ships. because yuki was the first teammate younger than him that he ever had and he decided that he was going to treat him like his infant son about it. which for some reason made yuki very horny but i didn't see max complaining about it you know. (hey big daddy-)

4- 4433: i think lewis could tell max the sky is neon yellow and max would be like huh yeah you're right i hadn't noticed. which is great btw.

5- norstapia: we do talk an appropriate amount about max's involvement in mercest but we don't discuss his involvement in mclarencest nearly enough. we need a team of experts discussing this asap. + lando is max's Little Guy okay. + maxcar technically is car sex because oscar is a car and max is carfucker.