bat, candy corn, ghost, hocus pocus & trick or treat! ā„
BAT: If you could transform into any kind of animal, what animal would you be?
PLOT TWIST, ITāS NOT A DOG lmao I would probably turn into a crow tbvh I loveĀ āem they big and theyāre super clever and obviously: they fly. And they creep people out. Theyāre perfect!
CANDY CORN: What food disgusts you the most?
Oh boyā¦ā¦. *primary school flashbacks of the cafeteriaās cĆ©leri rĆ©moulade* I still honestly feel like gagging whenever I think about that holy shit⦠Other than that um⦠I donāt know⦠I canāt think of anything else rn hahahah but that shit honestly made me wanna puke as a kid⦠I just looked at pictures on google and I donāt feel super fresh lmaoā¦.
GHOST: If you could be reincarnated, would you come back as another human or an animal? If an animal, what kind?
I meanā¦ā¦. Itās tempting to say crow again hahaha. Definitely not as a human though, been there, done that⦠Maybe a dog actually? Or a cat. Some kind of pet that can have a relatively chill life.
HOCUS POCUS: What is the most ridiculous thing youāve ever heard?
Whatever bullshit Trumpās usually spewing I guess (works for the Front National too actually)
TRICK OR TREAT: Tell me about the greatest prank youāve ever pulled?
Oh boy I SUCK AT PRANKS lmao I donāt think Iāve ever reallyā¦. Pulled one⦠Successfullyā¦. Doesnāt really count as a prank more like a running gag in a way? But as kids my brother & I had the exact same voice on the phone. So any time we were home and our parents or our grandma would call on the landline weād pick up and pretend we were each other? LikeĀ āHello!āĀ āOh hello Clint, can you tell Quentin thatā¦āĀ āUm actually itās Quentin.āĀ āOH. Then perfect I wanted to tell youā¦āĀ āNAH Iām kidding itās Clint let me go grab him lolā.
Worked every time though. Iām pretty sure we could still pull it off today tbh but itād require a little more work hahahha