#yoursaltness

Jaskier, yapping away: For Melitele herself has blessed me with these good looks, and she has declared me too beautiful to ever age, though of course that mage who once cursed me to live forever might have had something to do with it, but in any case the upshot is that I shall maintain this fine visage indefinitely...

Geralt, not listening to one word: Uh huh.

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30 years later, Geralt realising today is Jaskier's fiftieth birthday and he still looks like a twenty year old: ... Hang on a second ...

THANK YOU..

i don’t know the specifics, i only heard about it in passing

480. 

“He’s not dead, Clint, I can see him. He is, in fact, right there.”

Clint shrugged and leaned against the door frame, the kind of pose that made him look like a badass - with his arms, crossed over his chest, all of which made for a very impressive picture. At least, he looked like a badass for as long as he managed to keep his balance; on the odd occasion, it was hilarious. 

“I dunno what to tell you,” he said. “He’s fuckin’ dead, Jim.” 

Bucky, who looked amused at the whole situation, waved lazily at Tony from over Clint’s shoulder. 

“Look, it’s basic maintenance,” Tony said. “It’s not even gonna hurt, it’ll just put his arm out of commission for maybe an hour, probably less.”

“Not today, Satan,” Clint said, and stepped back. “Try booking an appointment next time.” 

“And that’ll make the very alive assassin a little less dead, huh?” Tony asked, exasperated. 

“Who can say.” Clint started pushing the door shut. “Whims of the fuckin’ universe.” 

Tony caught Bucky’s eye through the narrowing gap. 

“So what’d you die of?” he asked. 

“Sexual exhaustion,” Bucky said, with the least subtle wink in the history of winking. 

I got tagged by @shetlandowl !

How tall are you? 5′5.5 

What colour are your eyes? Blue

Do you wear contacts and/or glasses? Only sunglasses when I can actually find them

Do you wear braces? Like... for teeth or for other body parts? I had teeth braces in middle school, and then I have an ankle brace I wear sometimes because I have bad ankles

What is your fashion style? Athletic clothing 80% of the time, or just jeans/sweats and a top/hoodie (basically really casual stuff)

When were you born? January 16th

Do you have any siblings? Lol, i’ll give you the long answer. I have 2 younger full siblings, 3 way older half siblings (the youngest is 10 years older than me), and 2 older step-siblings who I probably haven’t talked to since college.

What school/college do you go to? I’m an undergrad in the UC system

What kind of student are you? Last minute on everything, barely ever read, but a surprisingly decent gpa. Also an honors student oddly enough

What are your favourite subjects? Psychology, though I feel like that’s lowkey cheating bc it’s one of my majors.... I also really like any law classes I’ve taken.

What are your favourite movies? I used to have one, but it was produced by harvey winestien, so it’s no longer my favorite, but I haven’t figured out a new favorite. Probably Shawshank Redemption or the Prestige, though as I say this, I’m thinking of a million other movies I love

What are your favourite pastimes? Reading a lot of the time, and talking/hanging out with friends

Do you have any regrets? I feel like the answer is yes, but I just can’t think of what they are right now

What’s your dream job? Realistically: I’d love to do research and be a professor at a university. Unrealistically (mostly bc I don’t even think this is an actual thing): Character consultant (like, actors or writers would talk to me about what they want from characters and I would help them build and understand the psychology of said character)

Would you like to get married? I honestly have no idea. Like, I like to think yes, but I’m also not super set on it either

Do you want kids? Again, super unsure. Oddly enough, I’m pretty sure I want to do research with kids, but I don’t actually want to work with them much, and I’m really unsure about if I want them or not.

How many countries have you visited? 2 (singapore and cambodia)

What is your scariest dream? During my high school and middle school years, I would have multiple re-occurring dreams about mass murder and trying to escape it. Like, one was being buried alive after eating food that was poisoned, another was a school shooter, and one was super similar to a concentration camp. Oddly enough, I could never figure out any type of pattern to these dreams, such as what we were learning in school or stressful events in my life.

Do you have a significant other? lol, nope

Put your playlist on shuffle and, without skipping, list the first fifteen songs.

Die a happy man- Thomas Rhett

You won’t feel a thing- The Script

Haunt (Demo)- Bastille

Unforgettable- Thomas Rhett

Him & I- G-Easy and Halsey

Tightrope- Michelle Williams (The Greatest Showman)

Kaleidoscope- The Script

Weak- AJR

Rehab- Rihanna

The Currents- Bastille

Naked- X Ambassadors

Fourth of July- Fall Out Boy

Take Me to Church- Hozier

Woke Up in Nashville- Seth Ennis

Living Louder- The Cap