#yourdeerestnilion

a fine question

for the uninitiated, FFXIV’s variety of Fat Chocobos come in three varieties, all served with a side of greens.

there’s original recipe:

Cajun Style Blackened Chicken:

and of course, Deep Fried In Mayonnaise:

these three boys have similar but distinct flavor profiles. they’re all decadent, though, being extremely fatty meat that you would generally enjoy small-but-exquisite quantities of, like a delicious pork belly bulgogi. similarly, it is probably best enjoyed in a KBBQ scenario

for this reason, i award this man the coveted MAXIMUM SNACKABILITY ranking of 5 FIERIES OUT OF 5

Tiergan very rarely flirts these days, but when he does, it’s often either through straightforward compliments or questions designed to invite the other person to imagine what they’d like him to do to/with them or what they’d like to do to/with him.

He usually starts with something light, casual, but clearly flirtatious to gauge interest just so he’s certain that kind of attention is welcome.  If it’s obvious it is, he continues with more eye-contact, speaking in lower, smoother tones, drawing in just a little closer.

He doesn’t have one. Sun’ra either goes to bed nude or in a pair of shorts, and doesn’t have any special sexy clothes of his own. He also doesn’t really care at all what a person wears in the bedroom, though he will act interested if someone puts on something specific for him.

Answering as Shimo because I am certain we all know Kee’s answer will be nothing but a flourish of hearts for every question ♥

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS:💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 "I wish they were able to see themselves the way I see them. They are vibrant and possess a beauty that is beyond compare. I often catch myself staring a little too long”

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗"I’ve never had a friend before, so I cherish Martin’s company~! I really hope we can become closer friends, that would make me so happy”

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗"W-what a bizarre thing to ask a per-.. NN.. Person..I cannot possibly ask such a forward question! Wh.. Why? D-do you think they’d be in..interes-.. NNngh! NO! Please don’t look at me like that!”

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗"I would never wish to impose such things on Martin unless they’d reciprocate.. Mn.. A dream, perhaps. I suppose it is quite a lovely thought, that perhaps one day.. No, there is no chance, they could never love someone.. Like me”

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗(purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

Soft, pink, fluff. Absolute peak of perfection tbh.

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗(how close a friend they consider them)

MARTIN IS HIS DEAREST HEART

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗(wanting to have sex with them)

Mostly because that is not a huge motivator for him, but.... If Martin asked ;3 

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗(hoping for a romantic relationship)

“...”