#yourcatouttahell

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Exactly what special hell had he entered to end up carving pumpkins with this woman? Their first meeting was…interesting and he supposed he could get to like her. Still, there was no telling how much sugar and caffeine she’d taken in before she’d gotten here and he wasn’t exactly in the mood to babysit. “Let’s keep this simple, all right? I’ve got other things t’do tonight. Don’t understand why we couldn’t jus’ have th’ kids do this.”

"For being the original wild card, you’re a real buzz kill," Patsy chimes as she rolls her eyes and punches his shoulder. "C’mooonnnn, where’s your sense of fun? You haven’t even seen the stencil I brought for the pumpkins.”

"Stencil?"

"Yeah, I figured the sooner we got it done, the sooner we’d get out of here. Besides, it’s a really fun one. I think you’ll like it a lot." Waggling her eyebrows, she grinned and reached into her bag, setting a jar on the table. "We might have to pin it, but I think it’ll be worth it."

Photoshop that ish?