I'll make ya famous.

I’ve seen Age of Ultron.

I’m coming back now.

ok but a 6’2” blonde in 8 inch heels

You mean 6’2 glass of ice cold water and Barney’s dyin of thirst.

the red bottoms are the trade mark and they’re usually black

so ofc that’s wanda’s fave shoe brand

One: If I wanted a bazooka, I wouldn’t need yours, so why would I go looking for it?  Two: if you did have something I wanted, I’d be perfectly capable of making you tell me without having to rummage through your sordid living space.  Three: You really don’t have what it takes to get the drop on me, and finally—why would you waste time trying to send a missile up my ass when we’d both rather have your dick there?

[Sighing, Wanda stalks forward, closing the space between them and yanking him by the shirt into a kiss that’s more teeth than tongue, and leaves his lower lip bleeding.]

Fack! Stupid..pants..and..shit..and..fuck.

ok but a 6’2” blonde in 8 inch heels

You mean 6'2 glass of ice cold water and Barney's dyin of thirst.

barney is an inch taller than wanda

this means she’s going to wear her highest heels whenever she’s around him for as long as humanly possible

She better wear those things in bed, though.Heeelll yeah.

Red II - Victoria & Ivan