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Get you a gay who knows how to handle their meat.
@youraveragejoke

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Widowmaker 17-19
17. Soft spot headcanon
I know I can’t just say Sombra for this, I have to give a real answer. I think she would really like cats. The Glitch ladies do some great shit with this with Toulouse, and I tried to write this too, but I think Sombra would get a cat and Widow would roll her eyes but within the week, she’s being therapy animaled.
But also, Sombra.
18. Favorite possession headcanon
The boring answer would be her rifle, right? I think that’s certainly the most iconic for her. I don’t know– I think Widow’s just not a super sentimental person in general, and she’s rich, so she kind of views most objects as replaceable (and, let’s be real, a lot of people as replaceable). I think it’d have to be something that’s objectively super functional or beautiful, like a really well-tailored suit or a massage chair for her poor poor lower back.
19. Favorite photograph headcanon
Okay I see all the angsty shit I could do here. Let’s start with that and say that Widow has the wedding picture up because when she first found it, it got such a raw, powerful emotional response from her that it terrified her. And Widowmaker doesn’t like anything scaring her, so she stuck it on her desk to try to completely inure herself to it, nonstop exposure “therapy.” And it’s kind of worked, in the “this particular image doesn’t trigger me anymore” sense, not so much in the “I’m actually facing my trauma head on” sense. But I think that would make that picture not so much a favorite.
Instead, I think she has a picture of her and Sombra infiltrating a ball. She’s wearing a tux and Sombra’s wearing a gown. Sombra’s half bent over laughing, Widow’s just beaming down at her. A page 6 photographer took it and Akande was furious over their covers being blown, but looking at it makes Widow happy. And so that’s her favorite.
HC Meme!
Damn you @youraveragejoke ... And you too @mercurytail Look what you made me do. (Original post here!)
My first thought was “but I don’t even have pumpkins!” But I had mandarins (or whatever similar small fruits) for my Halloween party today (to draw faces on)... And since I happened to check tumblr when we started prepping... I decided to do these. xD Even if my marker almost died on me while trying.
Also had to do Vampzo ofc since I was vampire (Hanzo inspired) myself, and well I thought to make undead McCree for his pair.
Had to go bit different with the deadeye, tou he still has one! ^w^ (So small!)
Also Joke damn you for changing yours after I was done! At least I made one with fangs too, what a coincidence! *grins*
Happy Halloween everyone! ^u^
Mchanzo 2B :’)

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youraveragejoke replied to your post “when I listen to undertale’s ost I’m like “oof, when will a video game...”
ive been nostalgic about it a over the last few days. nostalgic about a game made to be nostalgic about other games.
toby fox wanted us to become trapped in a cage of warm memories articulated over video game form.........and it worked -_-
P for the writer ask meme?
P: Are you what George R. R. Martin would call an “architect” or a “gardener”? (How much do you plan in advance, versus letting the story unfold as you go?)
oof probably more of a gardener? Like a gardener that realizes half way through this isn’t a garden it’s a jungle and someone should probably have planned this out. And then goes back and tries to establish some vague kind of order, maybe replant some stuff, and then hopes it looks intentional, or, failing that, at least charming.
@youraveragejoke replied to your post “HOLD THE FUCK UP BUSAN HAS KARAOKE?? IM ABOUT TO FLY MY ASS IN SO FAST...”
only reinhardt reacts to karaoke right now ;m; i dont know if they have plans for others later
nOOOOO MY HOPES WERE SO HIGH
y e a h
they’ll probs be implemented when it goes live