I want you to pay attention to me again, if that isn't too much trouble. I just was going to say something earlier and you didn't respond. And now you're listening again obviously. So let me just come out and say it.
Alright.....
hrmmm... takes depe breath
Okay so I'm just going to have to come right out and say it ......
Here goes.........
sighs.... hope i don't regret this.... ...... i'm always opening my big mouth and messing things up... sheesh. i mean geez reaally. here i am asking you to pay attention to me for a moment and i haven't even spilled the beans yet.
all this rambling, sorry....... okay so basically what i needed to say what that i ..... well i really need to tell you something....
and it's something about.... well... i don't want you to get mad about this .... but well okay. wow. i'm really about to say this. okay. deep breaths. deep breaths. just like i rehearsed.
takes another depe breath
*passes out on the conck rete and just lies there for a little bit*
*gets back up okay. okay. i need to tell you something okay.
i just cant say it alrihgt. i just cant do it! no. no! i have to believe in myself i can do this. youve got this buddy, i can do it! okay
gearing up
here it goes
yup
here goes:
*exhales
*shits my self horribly and pees an little bit and passes out again and a pool of fluids accumulates aroudn me.
okay i think im just gonna lye here for a bit ill tell you later okay.
no. no!
fuck that. i have to grow up and just do something for once.
i just wanted to say that well. I needed to finally tell you because somebody else was never going to do it. and dont take this the wrong way but.
dont take it the wrong way but You really should um. well the thing is you should really um. um umu mum your uhhhhhhh . well. your . you know...... your zipper. its down. and everyone can see your johnson. okay
there i said it.
*shoots your johnson off point blank with my smiffen-wesson revolvah*
