#yoruich

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Character: Yoruichi Shihoin

Series: Bleach

As requested by xenethis-chimera. :)

Let's say that Yoruichi decided that she had to have Ichigo. How might she go about asking him out?

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1. The "sudden nudity" method.

Perhaps the easiest method would be the one Yoruchi usually employs. She transforms in front of Ichigo and then sits in front of him, totally naked, while he sputters. Only this time, she asks him out as well!

Yoruichi: Ichigo, are you still sputtering and turning red at the sight of a naked woman?

Ichigo (sputtering and turning red): NO

Yoruchi: We need to do something about this, Ichigo! Let's go on a date, you and me! I think it'll help!

Ichigo: COULD YOU PLEASE PUT ON SOME CLOTHES FIRST

2. The "joint bath" method.

Or, speaking of things she's done before, Yoruichi could just wait until Ichigo is naked in a bath. And then casually join him.

Ichigo: ...

Yoruichi: What? We've been in a hot bath together before, Ichigo!

Ichigo: That was a hot spring. This is my bathtub.

Yoruichi: Eh.

3. The "hot springs trip" method.

Or she could go for broke, and just invite him a big romantic weekend getaway to a hot spring.

Ichigo: It won't be Sentoki's hot spring, will it?

Ichigo: I don't want to be belittled and compared to produce.

Yoruichi: ...no I meant an actual resort, Ichigo.

Ichigo: Oh, that sounds much better!

4. The "Shihoin devices" method.

Yoruichi comes to Ichigo and tells him that she has some other Shihoin inventions that she wants to show him - he's already seen the wing and the flying cloak, after all. So naturally, Ichigo would agree.

Ichigo: So what does this one do?

Yoruichi: That's the patented Shihoin vibrator!

Ichigo: Oh? What does it vibrate?

Yoruichi: ...

Yoruichi: Sex toys, not such a good seduction idea.

5. The "Shiba clan help" method.

Yoruichi might also bring in some help. Perhaps from her friends in the Shiba clan! She and Kukaku go way back, after all. And Kukamu is great at beating some sense into Ichigo.

Kukaku: So you want me to tell Ichigo to date you?

Yoruichi: Basically, yeah. Can you do it?

Kukaku: Anything for you, Yoruichi!

Kukaku: Especially if it involves ordering around Ichigo!

6. The "princess caravan" method.

Yoruichi is a Shihoin princess, and she used to get carried around in a cool princess litter. Perhaps she could bring that back and get carried up to Ichigo. Try to appeal to his suppressed noble side.

Ichigo: Cool! A litter! Can I ride it? Can I? Can I?

Yoruichi: ...or that works too.

7. The "anesthetic" method.

Yoruichi punches a powerful anesthetic directly into Ichigo's stomach. Then she tosses him over her shoulder and flash steps to dinner.

Ichigo: W-WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST ASK ME?

Yoruichi: I didn't want my anesthetic-punching-arm to get rusty!

Ichigo: ...have you met Grimmjow?

8. The "new training" method. Yoruichi tells Ichigo that she needs to train him in a new technique. The rest follows as you might expect.

Ichigo: Wait is this a sex thing?

9. The "stray kitty" method.

Yoruichi shows up at Ichigo's place in kitty form. At first he thinks it's her. But when she doesn't respond, he begins to assume that it is just a stray kitting. Cuddling follows. And then finally Yoruichi asks if he wouldn't like to continue this in human form.

Ichigo: Whoa!

Ichigo: Yoruichi, come on! This is exactly why I have confused sexual feelings about cats!

Yoruichi: ...too much information too fast, Ichigo.

10. The "epic return" method.

The final battle of Bleach rages on. Ichigo is in one of his fights, and he's losing (as he does). Suddenly - Yoruichi, who hasn't appeared since the Aizen fight, returns and rescues him!

Ichigo: T-that was awesome!

Yoruichi: Yes it was!