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1. Are you a virgin? Nope.

2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size? I would hope so.

3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs? I don't think so.

4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity? HA no.

5. Do you swear under celibacy? HAHA no.

6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to? I was sixteen, she was lovely.

7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex? … I've been drunk while having sex and I've been high while having sex. I don't know if that's ~tricking~

8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex? Yeah.

9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission? … Poss...ib... ly? It's all foreplay.

10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? In the football club changing rooms.

11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex? CAR SEX.

12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not? Probably eleven or twelve.

13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"? Yes.

14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too) Yes.

15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too) Last night.

16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? Well. I would hope.

17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) Hands. Someone elses hands.

18. What is your bra/penis size? I don't think I've measured. Smaller than Liam, but not small? Fairly average.

19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member? Yes.

20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? A dick?

21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better? It depends on the mood...

22. When was the last time you masturbated? A couple of weeks ago?

23. When was the last time you had sex? Last night.

24. When was the last time you watched porn? A couple of weeks ago.

25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? No. I don't know. Maybe, we'll see.

26. Guys: Circumsized? Nope.

27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? My neck, my thighs. My ankles are weirdly sensitive.

28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? EVERYWHERE.

30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing? White calvin kleins.

31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? Nope.

32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions? Nope.

33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? Nope.

34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? Not quite?

35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? Fuck, er, two or three years ago.

36. Which wet dream was your favorite? I get to sleep with him properly now.

37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? I married him.

38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? David Beckham can call me.

39. Have you ever masturbated with someone? Yes.

40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member? I have no clue.

41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you? Hands and knees, or on my back.

42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? Yes.

43. Are you into any BDSM? Yes,

44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? Nope.

45. Turn on's? Arms, chest. Bigger hands than mine. I don't know. They've all changed in the last six months.

46. Turn off's? No sense of humour. Attempts to make me jealous.

47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover? Yes and yes. But that was before and this is now.

48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex? Nope.

49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on? I can't talk about that.

50. Do you like dirty talk? Yes.

51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? Yes to sex no to masturbation.

52. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? Nope.

53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story? Probably getting off on the tourbus and having everyone know about it.

54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story? Probably the same.

55. What kind of porn do you like to watch? All porn is good!

56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome) Probably straight up vanilla guy/girl.

57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under? Gay blowjobs.

58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched? The Addams Family spoof!

59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger? There was a brief confusing time in which I thought I liked someone 8-9 years older. Now I like someone younger by a year.

60. Favorite sex toy (if any)? I don't have one.

61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex? No.

62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel? No.

63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower? Nope.

64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them? I get the feeling he's going to make me...

65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos? Sometimes.

66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? Well.

67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?) I dunno. Lads?

68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm? 11-12?

69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way) Nope.

70. Favorite type of oral? Giving head is amazing and everyone should do it twice a day.

71. Strangest sexual positon you've tried? I don't know?

72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion? No.

75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive? Submissive?

76. Have you ever masturbated to someone? Yes.

77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them? No. I wait.

78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? Not really.

79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? It... escalated.

80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner? Well, yeah. Before he became my partner.

81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else? I should hope so.

82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's? Yes. I am currently pregnant.

83. Birth control or condoms? Condoms.

84. Do you ever masturbate to porn? Yep.

85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them? Lads?

86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active? I think the part where I married Liam sort of gave them a hint.

87. Do you have any STDs? Nope.

88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity? Yep.

89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"? Pardon?

90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral? Swallow.

91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else? It's... complicated.

92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time? No?

93. Have you ever experiented with the opposite sex? … Pardon? Have I had sex with ladies? Yes.

94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious? Spontaneous.

95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone? Nope.

96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity? Yeah.

97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated? I think he has a pretty good idea.

98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant? … what?

99. Do you like masturbation? Not as much as I like sex.