"I don't think this guy knows what he's saying."

“That sounds cool and all, but it sounds like it needs precision... And that isn’t exactly my strong suit.”

As much as he hates it, he has to ask. This stuff is most certainly cursed, but if it swings, he can wield it. Craig sighs.

“O-Okay... M-m-maybe the mountains w-weren’t the best place to hide out...”

“Bleh, fine. But only becurrse I thinkyerawesum...” Craig purposefully trails off at the end. Finn hearing that would be a fate worse than Banana Guards.

Craig smiled at the other, casually lifting the rags from his eyes. “Yeah, it’s me again.” Craig almost winced at the next question. 

@cursedshopkeep

“Oh... Oh god, candy people eat candy... How did I not notice that?”

“Uh... Since about April second, eleven fifteen onward. And- I dunno, man. Do you know who Robin Hood is? Because that’d make justifying this act much easier.”

Craig skids to a halt, knowing full well Finn pokeing holes in him was a terrible alternative solution. Breathing heavy, Craig turns to Finn.

Having Finn chase him put a little more pep in Craig’s step, looking back every now and then to see if he’d made any headway.