#yomolly

Tavi: Thoughts?

Tabby: Also, your band played fucking awesome. I would've flashed the stage in appreciation but A) I was trying to be "respectable" and 2) I don't want your weird ex to ever see my boobs. He doesn't even deserve to have seen YOURS.

Tavi: YOU USED VOICE TEXT TO TELL SOMEONE YOU'RE PREGNANT?! DOESN’T THAT NEWS SEEM IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO TYPE IT OUT?! I don’t know, you definitely aren’t the kind of person who’d joke about that, but you could be mad at me or trying to teach me a lesson or something either because I’d assume I was the dad or because it lets me know you were also sleeping with other people! I KNOW you’re never late, I remember how that time of the month came around like clockwork every single time. Have you taken a test?! Have you talked to a doctor? Do you feel sick?

Sphinn: Anywho! I came up with a new joke, wanna be my test audience?

Tavi: I really hope I didn't fuck this up with you and me. You've always been my best friend, no matter what else we were and I don't know. I thought we were on the same page and obviously we weren't and I got kind of sad about it. Kind of mad too. And the only reason I'm saying all this now is because I just drank like a whole thing of wine and I feel like if I don't say anything, we'll never talk again and that's something I could never deal with.