In honor of the bundle of tears and pain and agony and cruel and unusual punishment that is finals week (I am so fucked I don't even know how fucked I am)
go shawty, it's finals week
We gon do that research cuz it's finals week
We gon write some papers cuz it's finals week
And you know life is gonna suck cuz it's finals week
Hook: You can find me in the lib, in a carrel yelling FUCK
Look mami, I got the addy if you into takin drugs
I'm into dat black coffee filled up in my mug
If black coffee make you go "ugh," well man up and take a chug
x2
When you pull up that word doc, and check the time on the clock
When it's already midnight and you got writer's block
Thought your semester was easy, now ALL THE profs giving you work
ALL due at the same time, YO EXCUSE YOU THIS IS ABSURD
An hour later ain't nothin changed, blank doc, time's UP
Better finish that cold coffee bottoms UP
If you watch how I write you'll mistake me for an illiterate
I mean I learned how to read but I can't write for shit
In my fam you got my mom saying "baby you smart"
My mom likes me, but I want profs to love me like they love Descartes
Damn fuck this you need a drink because yolo
But how do you yolo when the lib's got you in a choke hold
Try to focus, man, your grades on your mind
But lol what's the point when you been on the grind
Since you were a freshman and actually cared
and now your motivation as a senior - can't even compare
YOU WOULD THINK THAT MY VORACIOUS APPETITE FOR RAP MUSIC WOULD HAVE MANIFESTED ITSELF SOMEWHAT IN TOLERABLE RAP LYRICS BUT NO