YFIP - Penelope. Has only destroyed two shoes in her life and both of them were mine and both have been impossible to replace!
One was this pair of house shoes I got at the walmart in montana in 2017 and the other was the hey dudes i got at goodwill at the black friday sale in 2024. They didn’t hurt at work! Black magic! I’m not buying new ones, duh.
So my shoes are locked in my closet or on the front porch because she is untrustworthy.












