#yeeyeet

Gun bad

Finger gun good

1. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

Shit lemme go count the ones I actually wear

18.

2. What was your last dream about?

aww man I can’t remember. Dang.

3. What talents do you have?

I can say a couple things in a terrible Alaskan accent

4. Are you psychic in any way?

EVERYTIME I LOOK AT A PARTICULAR OBJECT IN MY ROOM AND I THINK “Should I bring this to where I’m going today?” I’LL DEFINITELY NEED IT LATER THAT DAY. Oddly enough, I rarely take the thing with me. I’ll never learn.

5. Favorite song?

6. Favorite movie?

7. Who would be your ideal partner?

lol i know exactly who but i ain’t tellin youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

8. Do you want children?

i only want to give birth if it’s twins, but yeah i think i do.

9. Do you want a church wedding?

churches are pretty but not really, no

10. Are you religious?

not particularly. i don’t really know.

11. Have you ever been to the hospital?

Hm. Like, admitted? No. I have visited people in the hospital, though.

12. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

HA no. i’m lame aight

13. Have you ever met any celebrities?

aww no :(

14. Baths or showers?

showers because they stay hot, but i would really like to try a bath bomb sometime b/c they look cute

15. What color socks are you wearing?

crystal clear AKA i’m not wearing any at all

16. Have you ever been famous?

no? um like don’t you need to be cool for that or something

17. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

no! that would suuuuuuuuuuuuuck! no privacy and all that? no thanks.

18. What type of music do you like?

sexy club music

adorable acoustic

trashy teen pop

christmas songs

anything by the Beach Boys <3

dubstep obviously and also daft punk like dAMN

19. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

omg no i thought you knew i was lame why must you ask me this

20. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Six i think? I like pillows.

21. What position do you usually sleep in?

I always start on my back facing right, but always end up making a counter-clockwise turn to be on my stomach facing right.

22. How big is your house?

5 bedrooms 3 bathrooms. Walkout basement. It’s bigger than a suburban home from my region but we’re not rich.

23. What do you typically have for breakfast?

a maple-flavored bagel with cinnamon sugar on my way to school~

24. Have you ever fired a gun?

no, but my brother-in-law taught me how to hold a shotgun. I couldn’t actually hold it though. It was too heavy. Maybe it was a hunting rifle? I don’t remember.

25. Have you ever tried archery?

Yes! Our middle school had a big archery unit and I was kind of not terrible at it most of the time. Not good enough for the team, though.

26. Favorite clean word?

It’s not a really word, but it’s definitely mmh. Mmh has lots of meanings to me. It can be a verbal rendition of a reassuring touch on the shoulder, or an expression of intense sexual desire, or even an acknowledgement that you understand what the other person is saying. It’s also the feeling of sunshine on your skin and your reaction to a quick clap of thunder. Most often, however, mmh means “I truly know that I love you.” ^-^

27. Favorite swear word?

Oh that’s gotta be fuck. I love fuck.

28. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

less than 24 hours. I like sleeping.

29. Do you have any scars?

Yes! My old best friend from elementary school lived on this podunk private property with her 98645312 dogs and a creek and a cave and like 2 small lakes and also a FOREST and so the fleas that those 98645312 dogs had were like some atomic radioactive shit, and i got a few bites in the 5th grade. They turned into water blisters and were itchy as FUCK. All the way until seventh grade, I scratched at them when I was bored and now I have about 10 pinhead-sized white dots on my upper right arm.

30. Have you ever had a secret admirer?