Mars year 2015 in review: December
Thus endeth this chapter in our lives, apologies for this majorly overdue last installment. As usual, none of the pics/gifs/clips/whatever aren´t property of Your´s Truly, so credit to those who credit belongs to!
Let´s just get all the neutral/happy/less relevant incidents and developments out of the way before diving into the boiling bowels of hell for one last time, shall we?
Some unruly LA citizen had a bad day in court:
After his civic duties, Pink Flamingo decided enough is enough - and of course went in full troll mode for it:
...frightening, to say the least. 😭 😩
Shannon, who true to form, had kept himself far away from everyone and everything to do with Mars or social media for eons, turned up in Seattle of all places:
His reasons for being there caused major debates, some good and some not so, as did the inevitable question about who he was there with.
And to the surprise of absolutely no one, the main troll of course did her best to assure at least his glasses were in good hands:
There was also a funny as fuck pic of a “pregnancy test” on her IG which is best left alone. All this is pathetic enough even without it.
And speaking of main trolls:
BF “launched” their new product: Trucker T-shirt.
A shirt that in 2016 would reach an almost mythical stance... 😜
Meanwhile Tomo kept himself busy in Detroit, but also kept in touch with “Mars” via JR´s band:
He also arranged an impromptu Q & A on Twitter:
Spoken like a true Leto. 😒
Just kill me already! 😭 😍
Aaaaaaaaaand then came a video leak which proved once and for all that what he says in public vs. what he says when he THINKS no one can see/hear him are two very different things:
For those who may have missed it the first time around, or enjoyed witnessing him laying down some truths about Starbucks lovers so much that reliving it is a must:
http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/07/jared-leto-taylor-swift/
Yeeeep. Still major cringes upon cringes.
After his groveling but toooootally sincere mea culpa...
... and counter attack...
... he decided to skip Hollywood town with as little fanfare and attention drawn to him as humanly possible:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyRyIbXC-Q4
His bolt through LAX left us puzzled about where the hell he was off to this time, and our surprise was on the grander side when he resurfaced in...
... Venice, Italy. Random... 😮
That randomness was explained soon after tho by this surprise announcement:
So that´s why he was all of a sudden riding around in gondolas - he was there to film a little promo clip for the fragrance! This sounded promising - especially since he went extremely snap happy and gave us plenty of goodies from the set!
Altho admittedly some pics should have been seen as an ominous sign of things to come...
And even tho he was no doubt working (while) extremely hard, he still showed he was nowhere near over being screwed over by Sneaky Camera Guy:
He also caused a mini-shitstorm with a snap which was deleted almost immediately after posting - for reasons we did not understand at the time. Deleting it seemed weird - not least because of that “figure” below his ear which MAY or MAY NOT have been “her”.
We wasted an embarrassing amount of time debating that one. Seriously, we may need to talk to a professional at some point...
Then came everyone´s fave time of the year: X-MAS, BABY!
JL decided to keep it close to home this year:
Apparently he has moved since we last saw him, since Christmas was definitely NOT spent at Casa Leto in LA, but in...
Yes, Jerd “Someone Get Me A Dictionary For Christmas” Leto and his old friends Hat From Hell and Fannypack From Mars Store mistook “Staycation” to mean “Anywhere But Home” and hopped off to the snowy Colorado mountains.
Meanwhile from NYC, we were given an Actual Glimpse into an Actual Supermodel´s Actual Refrigerator:
Ok fine, that “Supermodel” part was a total lie. But then again SO (1) WAS (2) HER (3) FRIDGE (4), so... 👏 👏 👏
Supermodel decided to lick her wounds by getting away for the holidays, and what better way to do that than booking a seat on Air France (?!?!).
I think it´s probably safe to say we now know airplane interiors and flight routes better than anyone working anywhere in the aviation industry.
J kept busy snapping his way through his wintery X-mas staycation.
... he was being kept up all night long for some reason.
Then came Dec 26th. Lord Savior´s Birthday, and the end to X-mas fun.
And there were were, peacefully lounging in our new PJs and recovering from X-mas goodies comas and congratulating our boys on managing to get through 3 whole days without causing mass hysteria and flying fecal matter storms, when...
I don´t even know what there could possibly be to say about this that has not already been said 40 000 times, but...
And we had barely caught our collective breaths and picked ourselves off the floor when...
Someone sure decided to end his year with a bang.
And as if he had not already been in the dog Jerd house enough, he also managed to outrage and annoy us even further by completely ignoring ALL fan well-wishes on his b-day - but conveniently found his manners when a celeb congratulated him on his big 4-4.
December´s “Here, There, and AAAAAAALL over the place” Award goes to:
December´s “Broke The Old One, Did Ya?” Award goes to:
December´s “Burn, baby! Buuuuuurn!” Award goes to:
And 2015 January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November and December may imo be summed up very nicely with one fitting caption:
You know J, sometimes it actually IS very hard to remember that.
And that my dears, in a long-winded and I´m sure unusual and uncalled for nutshell, was the year 2015 in Mars Land. Thank you everyone for reading, and of course for participating in this lunacy we call Life on Mars!
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