#yay asks

High school was great for me! I graduated valedictorian of my year. My freshman year, I was already taking college grade classes. I had my own small group of friends not a lot, though I liked it that way.

I did get bullied a little my freshman year, but the thing about high school bullies is they only want a reaction and if you don’t give them that, they usually leave you alone, and if they didn’t, I’d just mess with them back! It was well deserved.

But there was this one…girl…Mollie

We used to be friends throughout junior high, but we had a falling out freshman year. We really just became academic rivals after…, she was one of those girls who would act all sweet and nice in front of everyone, but in actuality she was the DEEEEVILLLLL. She tried to bully me after the falling out, It bothered me at first..but I stopped caring what other people thought of me and stopped giving a reaction, but for some reason she would never leave me alone! Sooooo annoying… but it was fun messing with her back.

1. Shameless Uk is my top fav remind me of home 

2. peep show, SO FUCKING FUNNY OMG I love peep show also it’s so peak

3. Emmerdale what can I say it’s so fucking good and the storyline rn it’s PEAK

4. Inbetweeners one of my favourite comfort shows <3 

okay okay so besides the obvious choice of the peppero incident..

HIII ALISHAA i just got back from the pool so im waiitng for my hair to dry while i sip on shitty wine i stole from my brother and think thoughts about what im trying to write (it's not going well)

This is educational, obviously (and something I've thought quite a bit about lol)

Sex between humans and mermaids is pretty much what you would expect, no matter if it's male+female, male+male, and/or female+female. The holes used and whatever else is normal

Behavior during sex will vary depending on what kind of culture the mermaid (and human) originates from. Variations among taboos, courting, foreplay, flirting, etc

With mermaids like Megumi (those who have long, scaled tails and have flexible dorsal spines), constriction is fairly common. Like, for example, Megumi wrapping around Yuuji's body during any stage of intimacy.

Hickies or neck kisses are not common, since pretty much every mermaid species has gills on their neck and shoulders.

And since male mermaids have a genital slit, penetration via that slit is possible (if the individual doing the penetrating is gentle enough). Though since the genital slit has limited space and protects sensitive organs, it's suggested any penetrating object should be the size of a finger or tongue, and not anything that is and/or mimics human male genitalia (sorry).

(Male+male sex between two mermaids does involve penetration of the genital slit, since lube doesn't exactly exist in the ocean, thus making anal penetration likely extremely uncomfortable)