#yarnoire

Yarne spends the holidays with his GF Noire's family, where Tharja channels the "Normal Girl" spirit and makes a fantastic meal that is nowhere near what a normal family would have but it still ends up real good, and Robin loves her very much even though she is spooky and Morgan is like "what's up chuckle fucks, this eel and liver pie is mine and if any of you look at it I will scream" and Robin's like "absolutely valid, but you don't get any bear if you don't give me a slice" and Yarne is like "uh, these mashed potatoes are fantastic ma'am." Because he doesn't do meat unless he knows exactly where it came from, like the eggs from the chickens his dad raises.