"Jaune, is it true that you and Yang are dating?"
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"Yang, do you know that Jaune thinks you are a violent psychopath, and he will never love you?"
Yang: I'm growing on him! I know it~!
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"Jaune, does the restraining order work on Yang, or does she ignore it?"
Yang: (Breathing heavily behind Jaune)
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"Yang, why do you love Jaune so much?"
Yang: He's the only other cute blond I know~!
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"Yang, how did the divorce proceedings go, assuming Jaune went through with them?"
Yang: Yeah, Jaune said we were getting a divorce so we can have an even better second marriage~!
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"Jaune, what caused you to get the restraining order on Yang in the first place?"
Jaune: I got the restraining order after she glued her hand to mine.
Jaune: WHILE I WAS ASLEEP.
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"Yang, do you steal Jaune's bath water?"
Yang: Uh-huh~! I freeze them into little ice cubes and then put them in my drinks!
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"What's your favorite kind of pizza?"
Jaune: Meatlovers, of course-
Yang: MEATLOVERS, OF COURSE~!
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"Yang, what do you like to do with Jaune?"
Yang: I love going on car rides with him~!
Yang: Nothing beats laying in his trunk while listening to his road rage~.
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"Yang, where do you see yourself and Jaune in the next few years?"
Yang: (Sighs) Married with twelve kids~!
