She swag on my body til I shaboom
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She swag on my body til I shaboom

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Yalooâs multimedia work addresses the intersection of human and non-human consciousness, and the gap between technological advancement and s
Yalooâs multimedia work addresses the intersection of human and non-human consciousness, and the gap between technological advancement and s
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"Ah!" by Jaloo
MG:
This year, I learned about Mr. Beast. But before I learned about Mr. Beast, I learned that I am no longer experiencing pop culture or society or the information drip in the same untranslated, mainstream way I was a few years ago. There are a lot of factors, itâs not simply aging, and Iâm intensely satisfied by the way I just do not know about shit like Mr. Beast or the bird test or rizz until it filters down to my chosen sliver of reality. Mr. Beast was already all around me but I was unaware. I use YouTube daily but heâs never suggested to me. I go to the grocery store almost daily but Iâm conditioned to ~shop the perimeter!! And tune his cookies or energy drinks or whatever out of my perceived existence. Anyway, all this to say, Mr. Beast is someone who decoded and subsequently gamed the YouTube algorithm to become a ubiquitous presence, a cultural force, a mirror to our monkey brains. Thereâs a lot that went into making Mr. Beast that I donât really want to think about or engage with, but one seemingly small but frankly huge and insidious piece is sound effects. Whistles, hands clapping, kazoos buzzing, doorbells, explosions, anything in the Apple ringtone arsenal, etc. Mr. Beast did not invent plunking these sounds every, I donât know, 15 seconds of âcontentâ (Mr. Beast did not invent anything) but he is responsible, inadvertently, for my own raised consciousness. Once you become aware of sound effects you become aware of how constantly, how pervasively, how insidiously your awareness is being remotely manipulated. Sound effects (I think even more than blue light or screens or whatever) are responsible for our profoundly broken attention spans because while we may be addicted to clicking our phones on and off, we have no fucking say in how often a little noise demands âlook!â and it is ALWAYS.Â
So, the sound effects arenât going away. Good luck muting literally everything. I am, instead, choosing to learn to love the bomb. If I must be surrounded by the sound of tiny plinks and rocks hitting the ground, I want it to be in the context of a Jaloo song. Every element of âAh!â is an attention directive, not just the production, but Jalooâs voice and his cadence, too. Itâs the passive aggressive counterpart to nihilist screaming and industrial noise. Itâs irritating your brain but if you can prefer that irritation then your DNA can mutate and your children can better survive.
DV:
Not having had a phone that makes alert noises for at least a decade now, I still hear "Ah!" as built out of silliness and irritants. But while I'm not totally confident about the lyric's nuance based on reading translated Portuguese, "Ah!" is definitely a song about a drunk guy trying (and failing, because he's too drunk?) to pick someone up because he's bored and doesn't have anything better to do. The song sounds like cell phones because the singer is making a call; it sounds persistently annoying because like any drunk dialer, he is annoying. It's instrumentation as punctuation, as context, as theme. The guy isn't calling us, after all, and bad hookup attempts don't sting when they're experienced secondhand. "Ah!" is an annoying story, well told, its production funky and bouncy enough to ingratiate and its punchline difficult to resist.
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202 days to Christmas, and poor North is left wondering how his sword got too big for him to wield!
And last but not least, a thank you to my two sweetest helpers, Yaloo and Muppet.