#yaasssss

It worked 😆

We essentially had an hour long freaking pizza and cookies party while they looked around. They are Hispanic too so it was nice to speak Spanish in the house and just have that (loud) vibe and know what to do with it lol.

Summary: Double-oh agents are a piece of work; Stiles knew that before he became MI6's new quartermaster. It's cool, he survived Lydia in college, he can deal with stubborn, reckless, trigger-happy operatives. Derek Hale, though, is definitely trying to live up to his predecessor's legacy and make Stiles' life more difficult.

AKA the one where Derek is 007 and Stiles is Q and they bitch and angst their way to a Happy Ending.

Rating: Explicit 

Main Character(s): Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski

Additional Character(s): Sheriff Stilinski, Scott McCall, Vernon Boyd, Lydia Martin, Kate Argent, Danny Mahealani

Pairing(s): Stiles Stilinski / Derek Hale

Tags: bottom!derek, Alternate Universe - Bond!verse

Words: 18,848

They’re pretty playful and live in Mobs so would probably have a wild time with the 141, but they’re also vicious little shits that will ruin your day of you mess with them (by you I mean very venomous snakes but shhhh)

Yeah just a slightly goofy idea sorry

Oh man but mongoose are actually so much fun! I love seeing videos of them. They are also vicious little monsters especially if you happen to a snake. (Legit almost typed snek whoops--)

Also there are. A bunch of types of mongoose. Including meerkats! Apparently. They're definitely very family oriented (which would make switching packs a nightmare for the mongoose)

Also that base would have zero rats left because mongoose would have fun hunting them

Crosshair knows pressure points and such for combat right? He’s a thin weasel so that and leverage are his best assets and those spinlely fingers probably make it much more painful when he digs in

But... he also knows the RIGHT spot to press to make pain and aches evaporate instantly. His love language is probably physical touch after all.

In other words, this man is A++++ with massages

Bad back? Massage

Sore neck? Massage

Achey knees? Massage

Just

Twiggy massaging away the pain~~

At this point soft Crosshair thoughts are all day every day so feel free.

This is amazing.

Yes and I think Crosshair can take down someone three times his size just from sabotaging those pressure points and he’s got a mean grip and honestly I’d like to see him put Hunter on the ground with that because it would be glorious and you KNOW he knows ALL of Hunter’s weak points especially. Damnnnn.