“Honestly, do you have to read *this* again? You’re worse than both of my moms…”
“Twilight is the SUPERIOR romance of the century!”
“Says no one. Like, ever.”
“If you don’t like it, STOP READING OVER MY SHOULDER!”
“…”
*Ock goes back to reading*
“…There’s a typo. And there’s a typo. And there’s an incorrectly used homonym…”
“YAAAAAAGH”















