Whumpuary No. 3
Choice // storm // black eye
Whumpee was an idiot. She was a stupid, dumb, idiot and now she was going to die and it was all her stupid fault. They warned against women on ships, they said it was bad luck, but did she listen? Hmm? Did she actually heed the warnings and ill omens?! No!
She dressed as a boy, cut her hair short, wrapped thick bandages to suppress her chest â not that she had a lot of ampleness to her bosom â but still! Maybe if she had more than an appropriate level of bosom, she wouldnât have played with the boys when she was a child, and would have worn pretty dresses and not ripped and ruined them climbing trees, or chasing cats in the forest and her brain would never have been filled with the temptation of the sea and now she wasâ
A strong wave cut into the ship and she was flung starboard, her sea legs failing her while her brain turned over and over on itself again because⌠she swallowed as she pushed herself into a standing. All of these men, the brothers she had got to know while working as part of the crew, she doomed them all.
She doomed them all.
âWhumpee?â Whumpeeâs head snapped in the direction of the door. She didnât hear it open in the storm. Caretaker stood in the doorway, his crystal eyes wide as he took her in. She wanted nothing more than to run into his arms and let him hold her while she apologised for bringing this storm upon them. âWhumpee⌠what are you doing down here?â
âThis storm,â Whumpee said with bright eyes and a startled gasp. âItâsââ she grabbed her chest, the bandages suddenly too tight as a searing ache cut through her chest. She longed to cut through the blasted things and breathe properly for the first â and possibly the last time. âOh gods. I did this⌠I brought this storm upon us.â
âWhatâre you talking about?â Caretaker demanded. âWhumpee, no man can control the weather nor the seas.â
Oh, she wanted to reply, oh that was true. No man could influence anything on something as tumultuous as the sea except a woman with her iron will, and her wiles that the skies and storms like to punish for daring to venture too far away from the life of parasols and proposals.
âI didââ Whumpee said, her inhales becoming more frantic and then another jostle of the ship and she was thrown forwards this time. Caretaker caught her, hands on her shoulders and pushed her to her standing, shaking her slightly.
âWhumpee! Now is not the time to lose your steadfastness. Trust the captain, trust me, have we ever steered this ship wrong?â
Whumpeeâs chest loosened slightly. âNo,â she said, looking up at him from below the rim of her hat.
Caretaker beamed his handsome smile down at her that made her heart quicken for an entirely different reason than panic. Something sweeter, something her sister Anne talked about when she started to court her future husband.
âKeep your balance low in your hips, drop your weight to your feet. Keep your eyes steady on the horizon and weâll survive this.â
âYes sir,â Whumpee said with a smile and a salute.
âGood,â Caretaker beamed. âNow, Captain said we have toââ
âPIRATES!â
Their expressions wiped clean from their faces, mirroring the horror on the otherâs face. Caretaker frowned. âPirates in a storm⌠that⌠it doesnâtââ he trailed off and then his head snapped up, eyes focused on Whumpeeâs. âThe Black Dread.â
Whumpee lurched forward when Caretaker turned and bolted up the stairs to the deck. âThe what?!â She cried after him. She only barely caught herself on the door frame when the next wave struck the hull but then she smelled the gunpowder in the air and she blanched. She sprinted up the stairs after Caretaker and onto the chaos of the surface.
Winds howled, pulling at her hat and clothes, carrying the screams and orders barked around the ship but Whumpee wasnât looking for an order to follow she was searching the sea with her sharp gaze. She didnât see any sign of pirates.
Her eyes found Caretakerâs distinctive first mate jacket and took off after him over the deck, ignoring the shouts from her fellow crew mates to help tie the sails and secure the masts and life lines. She didnât have a life line, either did Caretaker.
She didnât think as she raced after him, up to the quarterdeck. He was speaking frantically, gesturing to the captain who had taken control of the helm. Captainâs eyes widened at Caretakerâs words that Whumpee couldnât hear. A bang to the stern and Whumpee whirled on her feet.
It was hard to see in the mist and the fog, but she couldâve sworn she saw a glimmer of clear weather behind them. In the opposite direction than what they were sailing.
She ran up to the helm and interrupted their conversation. âCaptain! We have to turn around!â
Both menâs heads snapped down to Whumpee.
âWho do you think you are, boy?!â Captain gruffed. Caretaker caught Whumpeeâs gaze over the Captainâs shoulder and shook his head in warning.
âPlease, Capân. I saw a ray of sun towards the stern, sir. If we turn around now we can outrun the storm and notââ another blow jostled the ship, but it didnât stop after the wave struck. The sound of screams and creaking wood behind her drew Whumpeeâs gaze.
The main mast creaked and groaned, threatening to split in half and fall onto the deck. âCLEAR THE DECK!â Captain ordered frantically. âAll hands to the quarterdeck now!â
âCaptain, itâs the dreadââ
âAye, I know who the blasted devil is,â Captain snapped. His steel gaze found Whumpeeâs. He started to furiously turn the ship around until they were 180 degrees and sailing with the wind. âBut soiling our britches wonât solve any of our problems, Caretaker, will they?â He gruffed.
Caretaker nodded resolute, his eyes slid behind Whumpee, then to Whumpee directly before he took off. âWhumpee,â Caretaker commanded. âWith me. Weâll loose the sails.â
âYou better be right, Whumpee.â Captain said as they turned and disappeared down the stairs, running through the throng of sailors and crewmen who were ascending the stairs. âBy the Gods, Whumpeeâ Captain grimaced. âYou better be right.â
A strong hand, big enough to encase Whumpeeâs upper arm stopped her in her tracks. Whumpeeâs eyes went to the owner. It was Struman, her bunk mate, his eyes hard. âWhereâre ya going? Capân said toââ
Caretaker was at the bottom of the stairs and climbing the ladders to the sails. âWe have to unfurl the sails, weâre sailing out of this storm. Caretakerâs orders.â
Struman nodded stiffly. He released Whumpeeâs arm and gestured for three other crew men to follow him while the rest retreated to safety. Whumpee ran to the main sail on the starboard side and began to climb. She was small, swift and agile, her hands already calloused before she joined the crew. She wasnât like Anne or any of her sisters with soft, dainty hands. And it was a good thing in a storm like this, giving her grip so she didnât blow away. Her masculine muscles keeping her strong and steady as she ran across the beam and began to unknot the ropes securing the sail.
Caretaker was crouched down opposite her. He flashed her a handsome, charming smile as his ropes came undone. The salt and sea spray mixed with the rain and the wind pulling at his shirt and hair made him look more attractive than Whumpee thought a man needed to look. Why couldnât she be pretty like Anne? Would he smile at her like that if she would act like a good wife?
Oh blasted! Thatâs not what she should be thinking about at a time like this! Her hands worked quickly and the sail unfurled down, material rippling against the wind as it shucked down and immediately caught the wind. She glanced back at Caretaker and sighed a sigh that was stolen by the wind. It wasnât her fault he consumed her thoughts like that, she thought looking at him, Caretaker looked like a God of the sea, with his tanned skin from so many days spent in the sun on the ship.
Another crack against the sky and Whumpee flinched. Caretaker ran by her. A hand brushed hers. âCome on! To the deck.â
She turned and followed him. She would follow him anywhere, she realised as the wind caught his shirt and sent it billowing. He turned and dropped to the first rung of the rope ladder and looked up at her, his smile golden and Whumpee melted a little.
Then his gorgeous eyes flashed with a horrible, terrible danger and he screamed her name, but Whumpee didnât hear it over the crashing sound behind her. The crack ripped through the sky. The mast wobbled and she slipped on the wood. She screamed as the mast turned and toppled. She grabbed a rope but it slipped through her fingers and she cursed as she fell. A strong hand grabbed hers as her feet slipped from the wood and were falling with nothing below her but the sea.
She screamed as her wrist snapped against her arm and her descent was halted. Caretaker. He⌠Whumpee was swung into the rope ladder and she cried out, gasping as it stole the wind from her chest.
âCaretaker!â Captain? Whumpee couldnât hear anything over the sound of the clouds that roared like an angered beast; over the sound of the crack of canons; over the rushing sound of blood in her ears. âTHE LADDER!â
But it was too late. The mast dislodged. The rope attached and it was falling. Whumpee and Caretaker tried to hold on as much as possible, shifting, trying to get to the deck but the mast fell too far out and they were dangling above the sea.
âWhumpee!â Caretaker screamed as her grip faltered. âWhumpee! Let go!â He ordered.
Let go.
Let go.
Just⌠just let go.
Why wasnât she letting go?
If she let go she would drop into the water. It was the most logical thing to do. She just had to let go. She wouldnât even hurt breaking the film over the sea. She was in the perfect position of a solider dive soâŚ. WhyâŚ.
Her fingers wouldnât release the rope.
She shook with the wind, no. She trembled with the paralytic fear that consumed her blood and turned her muscles rigid and heavy.
âIââ she stammered. Wet eyes met Caretakerâs gorgeous gleaming crystals. âIââ but she never finished her sentence. Another car tore through the sky and her grip faltered and she fell with a yelp. She didnât know if Caretaker followed, but she only had a moment of a gasp in breath before she hit the icy waters below.
She opened her eyes but the waters were black and she kicked her legs on instinct more than anything else. She broke the surface with a gasp, her lungs screeching at her and grumbling as she gasped. But the salt water entered her mouth and she spit it out as the rocky tides overwhelmed her and she was submerged again.
Something above them. Another crack and Whumpee glanced up. The mast fell now, falling towards them and Whumpee didnât think. Her body pushed against the water and she tried to clear the hulk of wood before it crashed into her.
Too slow.
Something hard and unrelenting caught her ankle and she heard a crack throughout her body and she gasped, swallowing lungfuls of water as she was dragged below the surface of the angry tides.
She yanked her ankle forward and screamed into the water as it caught on something. She turned and tried to quiet her mind, she could free it. She could free it. Her eyes found the rope ladder it was caught in like a fish in a net. She hooked her other foot to the rope and yanked herself closer, knees to her chest as she grabbed the injured foot and pulled it free from the rope.
She unhooked her other leg and pushed up, her lungs screaming for oxygen. She pumped her arms up, she could see the light, see the sun, feel its heat and she let out a startled yelp as she surfaced again. The waves pulled at her bad ankle and she winced as she kicked with her good leg to keep herself afloat.
But there was no sun⌠they were still in the storm⌠but the heat? Whumpee gulped as more debris fell around her. Burning debris.
âCaretaker! Caretaker!â She screamed. Her bright eyes searched the sea around her but it was no good in the fog and the darkness. A hand found her shoulder and she screamed and turned. And two eyes made of crystal found hers and she weeped. âOh Caretaker⌠oh, thank the gods youâre okay.â
âWhumpee! Are you hurt? I was looking everywhere for you.â
âIâmâ Iââ I love you, she shouldnât say. Even if they were about to die. Right? âMy ankle,â she finished pathetically.
Caretaker nodded. He searched the tides with his calm, eagle eye. âThere,â he said, and he put a hand around Whumpeeâs arms. âHook your hands around my shoulders,â he said.
Whumpee blushed at the command, but she obeyed, happy he couldnât see what effect his words had on her. She clung to him, she could feel his defined muscles in his shoulders and back as she clung to him. âOkay. Hold on. Donât let go! No matter what. Thatâs an order.â
âYes sir!â She screamed against the tides. Caretaker started swimming, and Whumpee locked her fingers together in front of him as he pushed against the frigid waters. They would freeze if they stood still, Whumpee realised as the chill of the sea seized her burning leg.
They reached a floating piece of debris from the ship, Whumpee couldnât really make out what it was from. Caretaker unhooked Whumpeeâs arms from him and wrapped them over the debris that acted like a rafter.
âOkay,â Caretaker said. His lips were blue from the cold. âI need you to wait here andââ
But Whumpee didnât hear the final command. Another bang and something fell and Caretaker screamed and then darkness.
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Whumpee woke up bleary eyed, only vaguely aware that they were being dragged somewhere. They didnât manage more than a groan and a whimper before they passed out again.
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A splash of cold water jolted Whumpee awake. She gasped reflexively, eyes open and mouth gaping like a fish. She went to her side and hit something solid. Whumpee frowned at the boots in front of her. They were some fancy looking boots for her crew and her arms werenât responding to her commands.
She was on deck. She knew that. The waves quietly tippling them along.
âGet them up,â a voice commanded. Whumpeeâs eyes widened as hands were upon her and putting her on her knees again. She yelped as her weight was put on her broken ankle and shot up on her good leg.
The sound of a pistol being cocked froze her in place. âStay down, shark bait.â
âPleaseâŚâ she said, biting her lip to stop from crying out in front of unfriendly sailors. âIâ I hurt my foot, I canât put weight on it.â
âWhumpeeâŚâ Whumpeeâs head shot up at the voice but she didnât see Caretaker in front of her. No, instead she saw a woman in an exquisite purple captainâs jacket and tricorn hat with a long, inky black feather that gleamed in the sunlight.
The woman smiled down at Whumpee. She crouched so she was at Whumpeeâs eye level. Her eyes were unlike any Whumpee had ever seen. They were as radiant as the woman herself, enthralling Whumpee and leaving her speechless, but she also reeked of danger and pain so Whumpee cowered away from her despite her alluring beauty.
âWhumpee?â The woman purred, a soft hand found Whumpeeâs chin and pulled her back so there was little distance between them. Whumpee flinched at her name. âIs that your name, sweet thing?â
âGet off of him!â Caretaker said somewhere to Whumpeeâs right. Whumpee jerked her head in his direction but it didnât budge, the woman didnât release Whumpeeâs head enough for her to turn and see Caretaker⌠but he was alive⌠he was alive.
Her eyes glazed as that realisation set in and she had to keep the relieved smile off her face this close to this beautiful lady with such soft hands for pirate.
OhâŚ
Oh.
The relief was washed from her bones and replaced with cold quick dread that flushed her body and made her shiver. The grip on Whumpeeâs chin tightened.
âI asked you a question.â
âYâyes, yes maâam.â
âTch. Ya hear that lads?! This young pup called your Captain maâam!â A chorus of jeers and Whumpee flinched, but the woman wouldnât release Whumpeeâs chin from her iron grip.
âIâm sorry, Maâ I mean⌠Captain. I reallyâ I didnât mean any offence, Iââ
The woman placed a dainty finger on Whumpeeâs lips which instantly silenced her. Whumpee trembled as she stared into the womanâs eyes like coals that burned as bright as her inky feather.
âWhumpee is your name?â
Whumpee blinked. âYes,â she squeaked.
âYour real name, darling?â
Whumpee shivered. âY-yes.â
âGet away from him! Heâs just a ship handââ a dull thud cut Caretaker off with his own groans of pain.
âPleaseââ Whumpee pleaded, trying to turn her head. âPleaseâŚâ but she didnât know what she was pleading for. For the woman to release her, or not tell this group of hostile, male dominated sailors that she wasnât in fact a man. âPlease,â she whimpered against the Captainâs finger.
The Captainâs lips were painted a glossy red, so bold for a lady to wear, but Whumpee got the distinct impression that the woman in front of her was anything but an ordinary lady.
The captain pursed her lips. She released Whumpeeâs face and stood. âThis one comes with me to my quarters,â she announced. Whumpee flinched. âWha-what?!â
A chorus of raunchy voices cried out in disappointment and approval. âYou know the best pick of them, Capân,â someone said as Whumpee was hauled to her feet. She cried out as she put weight on the bad leg and Caretaker called her name again.
âOh, whoops. I forgot about your foot,â the captain said with a smile that could cut through the hide of a whale. Whumpee gulped. âFirst mate, darling, be a dear and carry my loot back to my quarters, I will be there in a moment.â
âWait!â Whumpee cried. âWait, please! Weâre peaceful, weâve surrendered!â
More scathing laughter that boiled Whumpeeâs blood. âPlease! Just bring us back toââ Whumpeeâs head jolted to the side suddenly. A warmth bloomed on her cheek as she righted herself, eyes shining at the woman in front of her. Did she just slap her? Only her governess had ever slapped her before and that was when she was a girl.
âFirst of all, sweet thing,â the captain said, grabbing Whumpeeâs chin again and tilting her head up to look the startling woman in the eye. âYou didnât surrender, you were overwhelmed and invaded and now you are prisoners and spoils of battle well fought.â
âWe were a trading vessââ Another slap. Harder this time. Whumpee cried out. âOh, I love it when theyâre mouthy,â she purred, as she stepped closer and planted a kiss on Whumpeeâs cheek she just struck. Twice.
Whumpee went colder than she thought possible.
âLet him go!â Caretaker screamed as Whumpee was picked up and thrown over a broad shoulder. She raised her head, her eyes briefly met Caretakerâs wide gaze as he was wrestled back into a kneeling position. The Captain stepped between Whumpeeâs eyesight of Caretaker.
She started to struggle, but it was a vain, pathetic effort. With her hands tied behind her back she probably looked like a fish on a hook. âDonât touch him! Get off him!â She screeched, but the First Mate took her further and further away until the deck disappeared altogether as she screamed. âLet go of me! Get off of me you brute!â
First Mate threw her to the ground as soon as they entered the captainâs quarters. Whumpee saw stars as pain shot from her ankle up her leg and she cried out.
âOh, the captainâs gonna have fun with you,â First Mate told her in a gravelly voice. âSo pretty, too. She likes pretty boys, youâre exactly her type.â
Whumpee scurried back on her hands and her good foot but the first mate followed her. âBut she always tires of them after a while, and when she tires of you, gorgeous, Iâll be next in line.â
Whumpee couldnât speak she was that scared. There was nothing in her brain, in her body, nothing except whimpers and screams and fear and SHIVERS. Why couldnât she do anything except tremble like a frightened dog?! She was stronger than this!
âYou wait right there, shark bait, the captain will be with you shortly.â The brute turned and grabbed the door. Before he left, he stopped and chuckled darkly. He glanced back over his shoulder, his eyes half lidded and filled with something monstrous. âAnd when sheâs through with you, youâll wish you stayed with the sharks.â
With that the door slammed shut with a bang. Whumpee flinched. Then she waited and prayed that Caretaker was okay.
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