#xenmandy

XenMandy;

- At first like?? Xenya fucking hated Homestuck ok he didn't even finish Act 1 because it was too tedious and time-consuming and  he hated it and even blacklisted it on tumblr omfg then mandy insisted on him reading on and showed him his patron troll and guided him through it and now he RLLY LIKES HOMESTUCK yehaw 

- Mandy's cats actually give Xenya the creeps  like really badly if he's stuck in a room with one he'll like curl up in a ball and hide behind a pillow

- Mandy has a hard time sleeping without Xenya AAAWWWWW

- Speaking of sleeping oh my god Xenya is literally a koala??? He hates admitting it but he's a snugglebutt and just it's the cutest thing  if you give him a blanket and a pillow he'll just fall asleep right there?? and like he practically uses Mandy as a teddy bear omfg bABI es

- Xenya despises kids so Mandy has to nervously joke along with him when he insults kids/people who have kids and she also hides how upset she is aabout her infertility WAAAH

- Sometimes one will just like?? Stare at the other for a long time and just watch them and look at the other's features and just be like kawaii

 idk i have more headcanons for them but i'm too lazy oops

NorBrooke;

- Brooke like?? Annoys the fuck out of Norris like a lOT she even made it sort of a game and liveblogs it sometimes omfg he usually responds to this by either leaving the room or changing the Wifi password so Brooke throws a fit and rolls around shrieking 

- He tried getting a tumblr so he could understand what Brooke says half the time but ended up getting legitimately terrified of how weird everyone was and deleting his blog omfg

- Brooke will literally show Norris like every porn post that comes on her dash omfg and he just "... Wh#" "because frick u thats why 8)" 

- Norris doesn't know what a Taco Bell is, nor does he want to. This lead to Brooke vagueblogging about him while glaring at him from the other end of the room.

- Brooke really likes Norris' ears??? she like sneaks up behind him and grabs them as much as she can get away with before he reaches around and ponfs her on the head with a book

- Brooke??? Constantly?? Tries?? To show Norris to her friends on Skype?? But he like wrestled out of her grip and gets really mad and wants nothing to do with seeing her "Stupid Tumblr Addict Blogging Companions"

DanNacs;

- Nac likes to watch Dan sleep. Preferably while wearing a cheshire homicidal grin to scare the fuck out of Dan if he wakes up.

- They like??? Passive aggressively take care of each other?? Like if Nac cooks anything for Dan he'll whine about her trying to baby him then he just eats it all? and Nac like does all she can to baby him just to annoy him like she'll cook for him, brush his hair, etc all against his will it's hilarious

- Dan makes Nac tag along on his revenge plots ((more often than Nac likes))

- Nac draws Dan. All. The time. But she hides it because she knows he might get creeped out? And once he found her stash and just cried a tiny bit because he was so flattered and wow

- Mr Mumbles lOVES Nac but Nac is allergic to cats /cry

- They send each other TMI/creepy Anons on Tumblr

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Xenya sighed loudly at the repetitive noise pattern coming from the girl behind him. He had offered to walk his new acquaintance home, but it was beginning to seem like a bad idea. How was he expected to let her continue to walk around lost in the woods, though?

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He twitched slightly and turned around to face Mandy as she got up off her knees once more. Her dog stood obediently beside her until she was on her feet again. He watched with narrowed eyes as she brushed the hair out of her face, looking miserable.

“Why do you keep tripping?” He hissed, putting his hands on his hips. Mandy blinked a couple of times before staring sadly at the ground and continuing on, the large mutt on a leash striding in front of her. She stepped as carefully as she could, which worked for about 5 minutes, before she once again lost her balance. 

“What are you, blind?” Xenya growled with irritation, taking her by the hand and helping her up. There was a strange look in her wide eyes as she sighed and hung her head.

“Yeah.” 

Silence.

Nothing but at least 30 seconds of awkward silence. 

“... What?”

“I'm blind.” Her voice shook a bit on the last word, though she showed no sign of being too upset. Xenya only stared, his mouth open slightly, as if he had anything to say. Chewing on his lip, he muttered only one response.

“Sorry.”

“It's okay.” They continued their now even more awkward trek to her house, the only noise being the sounds of their steps. The much taller boy rubbed the back of his neck a bit, taking occasional glances at the one next to him. He knew he should explain, but nothing would come out. How does one even react to such embarrassment? He just didn't know. 

As the path became more familiar, Mandy's strides became more confident, less shaky. Her dog guided her happily up the street, their steps almost perfectly in sync. She wished she could see her new friend. He sounded awfully cute! His flat, silvery voice made up for what she could not see of him. She felt herself perk up instantly when she heard the familiar yet disembodied voice.

“I didn't know you were blind.”

“I know that...”

“I know, but I should have figured. For fuck's sake, you have a dog leading you... I figured since you said you were lost, that you had been walking him.”

“Xenya, it's fine. Not the first time it's happened. Don't feel bad.”

“Too late for that... I just can't imagine what it must be like.” He sighed again, rubbing his temples softly. 

“Oh it isn't that bad...” Mandy reassured him, smiling as brightly as she could. “I mean... I guess... It's bad, yeah, but it's good for me! I mean, I don't have to worry about being an asshole who judges people for their looks.” She giggled softly, earning a smile from her friend. “Though.. To be honest, I don't even know what I look like. My eye color, my face, my hair color--”

“Brown.” 

Mandy stopped dead in her tracks, causing both her dog and Xenya to halt as well. They stood there for a moment as she tried to process the thought.

“... What?”

“Your hair.” He explained, “It's brown.” He took a few steps closer to her, looking into her sightless eyes. “You're pale, you have wide shoulders, your eyes are grey, and...” He looked her up and down, grinning just a bit as he did so “And you're curvy.” 

Mandy's grin got wider with every comment, and her giggling seemed endless. After years of never being able to see herself, it felt as if she was looking into a mirror. Without a second of thought, she threw her arms around Xenya and kissed his cheek ((or rather, right under his eye due to lack of knowing where she was going)). He smiled a bit and pat her back, watching her as she hugged her guide dog as well.

“What do you look like, Xenya?” She inquired, looking at where she figured he was based on the sounds. He paused for a moment,

“Well... I'm about 5'9, I'm a little less pale than you, I've got blue hair, glasses--”

“Oh come on! What do you really look like?” She chuckled, crossing her arms.

“... I'm being serious.” He mumbled, shoving his hands into his pockets.