#norbrooke

XenMandy;

- At first like?? Xenya fucking hated Homestuck ok he didn't even finish Act 1 because it was too tedious and time-consuming and  he hated it and even blacklisted it on tumblr omfg then mandy insisted on him reading on and showed him his patron troll and guided him through it and now he RLLY LIKES HOMESTUCK yehaw 

- Mandy's cats actually give Xenya the creeps  like really badly if he's stuck in a room with one he'll like curl up in a ball and hide behind a pillow

- Mandy has a hard time sleeping without Xenya AAAWWWWW

- Speaking of sleeping oh my god Xenya is literally a koala??? He hates admitting it but he's a snugglebutt and just it's the cutest thing  if you give him a blanket and a pillow he'll just fall asleep right there?? and like he practically uses Mandy as a teddy bear omfg bABI es

- Xenya despises kids so Mandy has to nervously joke along with him when he insults kids/people who have kids and she also hides how upset she is aabout her infertility WAAAH

- Sometimes one will just like?? Stare at the other for a long time and just watch them and look at the other's features and just be like kawaii

 idk i have more headcanons for them but i'm too lazy oops

NorBrooke;

- Brooke like?? Annoys the fuck out of Norris like a lOT she even made it sort of a game and liveblogs it sometimes omfg he usually responds to this by either leaving the room or changing the Wifi password so Brooke throws a fit and rolls around shrieking 

- He tried getting a tumblr so he could understand what Brooke says half the time but ended up getting legitimately terrified of how weird everyone was and deleting his blog omfg

- Brooke will literally show Norris like every porn post that comes on her dash omfg and he just "... Wh#" "because frick u thats why 8)" 

- Norris doesn't know what a Taco Bell is, nor does he want to. This lead to Brooke vagueblogging about him while glaring at him from the other end of the room.

- Brooke really likes Norris' ears??? she like sneaks up behind him and grabs them as much as she can get away with before he reaches around and ponfs her on the head with a book

- Brooke??? Constantly?? Tries?? To show Norris to her friends on Skype?? But he like wrestled out of her grip and gets really mad and wants nothing to do with seeing her "Stupid Tumblr Addict Blogging Companions"

DanNacs;

- Nac likes to watch Dan sleep. Preferably while wearing a cheshire homicidal grin to scare the fuck out of Dan if he wakes up.

- They like??? Passive aggressively take care of each other?? Like if Nac cooks anything for Dan he'll whine about her trying to baby him then he just eats it all? and Nac like does all she can to baby him just to annoy him like she'll cook for him, brush his hair, etc all against his will it's hilarious

- Dan makes Nac tag along on his revenge plots ((more often than Nac likes))

- Nac draws Dan. All. The time. But she hides it because she knows he might get creeped out? And once he found her stash and just cried a tiny bit because he was so flattered and wow

- Mr Mumbles lOVES Nac but Nac is allergic to cats /cry

- They send each other TMI/creepy Anons on Tumblr