—-SatDef Grid online…
—-SatDef Grid—- 2UFOs detected in orbit
—-Uploading data to Mission Control CA…
Central Officer:- Currently tracking 7 UFOs……. Emeny target descendin fast… energy sources detected…ETA 4 minutes an’ closing…
Commander:- Launch Interceptors! Target priority on all descending UFOs. Initiate satellite orbital defense pattern Delta Charlie…
Chief Scientist:- Ah tauld th’ commander thaur was jist nae enaw time, sae mony deid ends oan th’ trackin’ an’ stealth systems…. no… its aw th’ variables needin’ accoontin’ for… yeah most ay th’ team ur exhausted… thenk god Ah hae atleest some guid bark wi’ th’ revife kits finally hittin’ production…Â
Commander:- God Dammit those aliens have chewed right through our entire Interceptor wing like it was a God Damn packet of party rings!
… XNEWS reporting from Perth…
… It was bloody hell down here… youse would have to have seen it to believe it! The bloody skies just opened… came straight down… wall to wall grid lock no f***ing way out at our end… Naa.. I’m not waiting to get my end fried… bloody panic is everywhere!
—-Intruder Alert… Intruder Alert… Base Perimeter breached at N4.Â
Central Officer:- Heavy casualties reported… perimeter iz secure an’ narr damage taken… Aliun abductions in Australia as bin engaged but all feedbak from da mission has gone stiff, suspected soup sandwich, all reserves on alert!
Chief Scientist:- Damn satellite ainae workin’ again… gie aff yer far erse an’ gang an’ check th’ desk properly, probably a body ay those damn african swallows agin…
… XNEWS is reporting even more landings in RIO…
… So can you tell us what you think of XCOM’s funding being slashed again?
… Ay don’t care wa’ dee say dee tinnie do its ‘ell out e’yer and dee aren’t stopp’n dem.. yeah ay would slash all their fund’n, graft it ter territorial army ay-ay…
Squad Leader:- Ok… soh even though previous missiohn went belly up, hopefully… and were hoping here as we have no way of knowing what went wrong at the moment.. hopefully as the newly formed elite snipah unit you, one’s old bean, can cleaaar this dog’s dinnah up…
- Mission report. Engagement finally successfully, narr casualties, two aliun bodies takun as salvage, one floatin tin an’ a batty disc dig entity.
—-Intruder Alert… Intruder Alert… Base Perimeter breached at S2.
…Go Night vision… ok… radio silence… … … … There it is! Engage! Engage! ARGHHHHHhh… URrgh… dammit I can’t see… what the!… its transforming.. dammit… Blast it now! Grenades….. …. …. … …. …. … … … … …
Central Officer:- Critical damage to da forward base defenses sir… its holdin fe now… additionally dere iz wide spread panic across da continent sir… all military forces iz engaged… we as narr reserves westside side sir!
—-Sat Def Grid—- 4UFOs detected in orbit
… XNEWS… A recent report indicates that the XCOM interceptors have engaged fresh enemy forces both above in the skies and on the ground. Most football stadiums in America seem to be receiving visits from UFOs and there was also one that landed in Aldwark, Yorkshire….
… It seems their interceptors were again out matched… Now you say you saw them dogfighting above your farm?
…Ah av not gorreur clue wha’ theur are gonneur on-a-baar lad bur ah did seem ‘em i’ sky orl twistin ‘n then ‘a’ theear SCOM inter thin landed on uz barn!
… yes well thank you for that I’m sure!
Commander:- God Dammit again! They are dominating the skies wherever they focus their efforts… Dammit not enough of anything left to but up a solid defence…Â
—-Intruder Alert… Intruder Alert… Base Perimeter breached at N1
—-Intruder Alert… Intruder Alert… Base Perimeter breached at S3
—-Intruder Alert… Intruder Alert… Base Perimeter breached at E3Â
…wait for it… wait for it.. don’t shoot till I give the…. URgh….
Squad Leader:- They’ve breached the innah defences… issue base evacuatiohn alert all station.. noh dammit!
Squad Leader:- Wait innah defences aaare holding…they’re falling back… keep that suppressing fire ohn them!
Commander:-  All the interceptors are up.. but the essential arithmetic is that our interceptors will have to shoot down their UFOs at the rate of four to one, if we’re to keep pace at all…
Central Officer:- Asset recovery mission still holdin up sir… satellite help has enabled da first success in da mission but we only as one assault squad westside side on da ground.. requestin extracshun… maximum respect to da aliens but if we can take dis one… …ahhh naa…. we loses dem… assult squad as bin eliminated… shall I issue da evacuashun orda sir?
—-AS1x-10UFO… ALERT..
