Xavier: Y/N, Did you not go home last night?

Y/N: Wow, how did you know?

Xavier: I saw a flier by your door last night, and this morning I saw it was still there.

Y/N: Oh... Did you need me?

Xavier: No, I was just passing by.

Y/N: Passing by?

Xavier: The elevator broke down last night, so I used the stairs.

Y/N: My apartment isn't by the stairs though...

Xavier: ...I pass by while taking a detour.

Y/N: All right, tell me! What did you need me for?

Xavier: I'm unaccustomed to not hearing you go downstairs for the past two days.

Y/N: If you say it like that... I'll have to assume you miss me.

Xavier: ...

Xavier: sure.

Xavier: What about you? You didn't come back last night, right? Something happened?

Y/N: Sight... The only explanation there ever will be is that I had a mission.

Xavier: Oh...

Y/N: Yeah, so can you remove the flier for me? I heard some burglars mark their targets using one.

Xavier: I removed it when I saw it earlier.

Y/N: Looks like you know a thing or two about safety.

Xavier: Smoked salmon, hamburger, lobster tail, mashed potatoes...

Y/N: Are you ordering food?

Xavier: I'm reading the flier.

Xavier: A new restaurant opened nearby. it looks pretty good.

Y/N: I haven't eaten anything since lunch yesterday! Please don't torture me like this.

Xavier: Grilled chicken, steak and fries, tuna tartare...

Y/N: Please stop. I'm begging you...

Xavier: Where are you right now?

Y/N: In the suburbs, a place with a surprising amount of Wanderers. I don't know how long it'll take before I'm done...

Xavier: Fifteen minutes.

Y/N: You have too much faith in me!

Xavier: If I go find you now, it'll only take fifteen minutes.

Xavier: And about an hour later, we'll be able to eat at this restaurant.

Y/N: Why are you suddenly so motivated...?

Xavier: ...I'm just passing by.