#wylerclair

“Wednesday and Enid should just be Friends”

I DONT CARE, NOBODY DOES, THIS IS PROBABLY THE DUMBEST SHIP WAR IVE EVER SEEN.

I didn’t want to do this, but you all have forced my hand

Not only does she have a Hyde who:

is referred to as an "apex predator"

survived fighting an alpha werewolf while being shot in the stomach

tanked numerous bullets in his escape from Willow Hill

sent her a death threat

killed his own master and lived for 2+ weeks (and then longer following the s2 epilogue) powering through the physical/mental deterioration that comes with being a masterless Hyde

fought an older Hyde who was also his master

as her on-again/off-again nemesis-with-benefits for whom she is the fakest IDGAFer ever, having refused to kill him (after spending much of s2 acting like she's over him and he's her enemy) when he was tied up, helpless, and begging for her to kill him.

She has since added an alpha werewolf who:

transformed for the first time under a Blood Moon

fought a Hyde minutes after said transition

is seen as so dangerous/bad that other werewolves will form packs to hunt down and kill her

was stuck in alpha werewolf form for an indeterminate amount of time following s2 until she was able to regain her humanity, something that is both unheard of and also defintiely left her with an altered psyche

as her roommate/unofficial best friend/body swap partner/doomed-but-not-doomed lowkey s2 ship where they will both go to hell and back for each other.

What I'm saying is that, while yes, I do somewhat subscribe to ace!Wednesday headcanons -- she's demisexual, imo -- freak!Wednesday is eating sooooooo good. Like, I think she deserves to have two rare, powerful, feared Outcasts as her partners, and said partners let the monster out when she's in the mood. Because it's 100% enrichment for Wednesday Addams to be caught between a Hyde and an alpha werewolf with their claws out as they tear her apart (carnally).