#wwnpdnd

Propaganda

Doug Eiffel (Wolf 359):

he's hot. dilf. silly. yeah.

#man with long hair + lots of body hair + nicotine addiction + aura of cringefail #is v attractive to me sorryyy

Lawry (We Will NOT Play DnD):

"Who goes on a diet and still drinks soda?!"

"Paul, I might be gluten-intolerant." "You're not gluten-intolerant, Elvis." "No, remember when I was telling you at lunch abou--" "You were EATING a BURGER!"

"I AM unconscious, though." "I don't know that."

"Rub-a-dub-dub. You can eat your prey but you don't. Yay God."

"I'm gonna kill every last one of them." "Dial it back a little bit, Lawry. We're the good guys. They're the ones plotting to kill us." "I mean I'll kill them all in self-defense."

"Fifteen minutes of eternity."

"My thesis is that I'm Mayson and I'm awesome!"

"All ginger ale is non-alcoholic." "Then why do they call it ginger ALE? They should call it...ginger non-ale. Or just ginger."

"You won't vote twice. Butt hairs."

"It's Adolph Hitler." "ADOLPH HITLER?!"

"There's indoor golf." "Like Cosmic Mini-Golf?" "Yes! Open at the mall til 10, okay?! Kids under 3, get to putt for free!"

"I'd hate to go Cosmic Golfing and be mistaken for anything but a serious businessman."

"Well, team playing is dumb. And for girls. But I'm playing as a girl, so it's okay."

"Grandma, have you seen a doctor about this?! This is a heart, this can't be outside your body!"

Propaganda

Val Torres (The Night Post):

She has lots of knives, she steals mail, she's a jerk who loves her friends, she's some sort of conduit for supernatural forces, she's even trans!!!

Lawry (We Will NOT Play DnD):

Lawry is one of the in-universe players in "We Will NOT Play DnD". he tends to play villains and/or losers in each campaign, such as a wizard whose defining trait is talking to water, a vampire working in private equity, and a lizardman who lives in a cave and complains about society. he also lives in a messy apartment with a cat. he very much does not conform to cisheteronormative gender roles, or at least his characters don't; he gets excited over finding lipstick in "Peanut Murder" and briefly considers a situation in which he'd need to seduce a man in "Glam Rock".

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