Fandango: [talking to the camera] I’m proud to now identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Breeze asked me what the Spanish word for ‘tortilla’ was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
[In walks Tyler Breeze]
Breeze: Hey Dango, what kind of animal is the pink panther?
Fandango: *sighing, unbuttoning her shirt* Breeze, you’re so stupid.










