#wwaft

His organization had been running smoothly in its sudden upbringing and for a while Dipper had been wishfully thinking that it would succeed in its mission with no immense obstacles. And then that occurred. Boom! Dipper’s fist ferociously came in contact with his desk as his anger boiled. There wasn’t a real reason to be this upset. Bill should be treated as a minor threat, Dipper tried to convince himself. But unfortunately for Dipper he knew the button-pushing urchin far better than to underestimate him.

The door creaked open and Mabel accompanied by Stan entered his office. “Dipper? Are you all right? We heard the noise. Is it about you-know-who?” Mabel was fidgeting and Stan had a drop of concern revealed from his stoic mask. Dipper wanted to scream and kick and go back to being a small six year old who couldn’t control his temper yet. He wanted to take the two out to find Team Aqua’s base and show Bill what exactly he thought of him waltzing back into his life like he owned Dipper and everything Dipper worked for.

What ended up happening was Dipper sighing for the umpteenth time today and saying bitterly, “His name’s Bill Mabel, nothing will happen if you say his name. I’m fine, by the way, just stressed a little.” Mabel pursed her lips but said nothing. Then there was a deadly silence for a few minutes. Dipper sat up a little straighter and spoke in a business-like tone, “Go make sure the grunts are doing their job admins.” Mabel smiled at this and Stan chuckled under his breath. “Of course Boss Dipper! The Great Mabel and Stan are out!”

Bill was mindlessly traveling along some water routes when a certain conversation caught his attention. A rough voice started, it was obviously groggy and there were tints of fear in it. “Ugh why are we even here anyway, it’s just water everywhere. Aren’t we supposed to be focusing on expanding land?” “Hehehe c’mon Boss Dipper the water’s not that bad,” replied a much lighter voice with glee. A third voice interfered with a slight teasing tone, “Leader Dipper will….. malfunction…..” The comment led to fits of laughter and groaning from the other two.

Bill stifled some laughter himself and started to near the trio. He knew them well from before and why it was just the perfect time for a nice visit. “Thing One, Thing Two, and Thing Robot! How nice to see you three again!” “Thing Two’s name is Mabel-” “The Great Mabel, Boss Dipper!” “Uh yeah sure, anyways. Thing Two’s name is the Great Mabel and Thing Robot’s name is Stan.” Bill smiled widely. Oh this was going to be fun.

“Oh! I know what you’re going to say next! Ahem. ‘And thing one’s name is the Great Dipper leader of whatever team this is!’ Hahaha I’m totally right.” “Team Magma. We’re called Team Magma. What’s your team’s name huh Bill?” “Team Aqua. And I can tell you right now Team Aqua can kick Team Magma’s ass to the curb!” “Hehehe that would only happen over Boss Dipper’s dead body. Team Aqua may as well suck our asses while he’s in charge.” “Actually sucking our asses would be too high of an honor for them, Mabel,” Dipper retaliated. “Make them....-” “Alright Stan don’t you think that’s enough words for this week,” Bill said trying to get the conversation back on his track.

“Now I don’t have my beloved admins by my side right now but if I did, well Team Magma would really learn its place.” “All bark… No bite,” Stan rudely interrupted. “Well anyways, be sure to expect a match next time we meet my dear rivals.” With that Bill left quickly, leaving a baffled Dipper, Mabel, and Stan. Not as fun as expected but still fun.

Bill’s next destination was the Team Aqua hideout. There he found his admins and begun to explain. “There’s a new group in town and they call themselves Team Magma. Their goal is to expand land, which is getting in the way of our plans. So we will be trying to stop them and they will be doing the same.” “So what you’re saying here Bro, is that we’ve finally got rivals,” replied Soos. He was a bulky man and looked up to Bill. His voice roughened up through the years of being with Bill and it was much more intimidating than when they first met. “Exactly Soos.” “Aw man we’re a real team now this is so awesome.”

A pop of bubblegum stopped the celebrations, signaling that Pacifica was about to start on a tangent. “Well I’d like to know more about our new rivals? What’s their names, their game, how much of an advantage we’ve got on them?” Pacifica hadn’t changed one bit with her plenty of years with Bill. Still rotten with grudges that last lifetimes. “Well Pacific, our old friends Mabel, Dipper, and Stan will be trying to foil us.” “Mabel is on Team Magma? You know Bill I joined this team for being able to wreak havoc on small children but now? Oh man Bill, Christmas came early!” “Stan sounds pretty familiar Bro.” "Hmm. He's known."