#wuzala

*Shoves all these nerds onto you*

🎶 What part of Zandalari culture do they like the best? Have they learned of any new traditions or practices they want to?

Wuzala absolutely adores the excessive use of gold in Zandalar. She hasn’t seen so much of it before and totally living for seeing all the Zandalari trolls using it as body paint or tattoos! She wouldn’t get one herself, she thinks its too flashy for her and clashes with her image.

⚖️ Has your troll done anything to get into trouble or mischief yet? If they have committed a crime, what was it and what was the result?

I mean, it was only a matter of time really. There was that time she accidentally kidnapped a child of Krag’wa, she thought it was lost and immediately got the idea of making it her travelling companion since the frog fitted perfectly into her backpack, she didn’t get very far until the dire frogs caught up to her and she was forced to hand the frog back.

There was also that time she got conned into buying a pretty average Zandalari sword for basically all the gold she had, she was told that it was an incredibly powerful and blessed sword by probably every loa ever, which was convincing enough for her to totally buy into and in the process become totally broke... She also dropped it into the ocean by accident like a few days later.

3. most likely to fall asleep literally anywhereBremmy stays up night after night usually for as long as she can before she suddenly crashes and basically goes into a coma-like sleep for at least 12 hours straight. Once she’s done doing things in the Hall of the Guardian for a day she’ll head on home and work on some things before going out partying at whatever the hell band is playing wherever has the cheapest drinks. By the time she gets home she’ll do some more tinkering stuff and hey, the sun’s up again! Time to get ready for work again! So if you ever see her suddenly fall face-flat on the ground that’s just normal for her.10. most likely to look really good in a kilt 

I mean I could just point to my dorf characters Yovia and Röshka but I feel like that would be too easy. I reckon Lorenn would kill it though, she could easily pass as a caber-tosser in one of those things anyday.24. most likely to go to a party just for the food 

Raenthys. He used to sneak into the Den of Desires back when he was still at the Black Temple just so he could stuff his face with party food. He was disciplined many, many times for this but his hanger was too great.

29. most likely to go bridge/cliff-jumping 

Kreszentia would certainly be a pretty good singer if, you know, her corpse of a body was in better shape. Although in life the closest she ever done to singing was maniacal laughter, so perhaps it’s a blessing she doesn’t remember her life that much, as well as not being able to replicate it since her voice sounds like half a tonne of gravel now.

Wuzala’s voice on the other hand has an incredible range and is actually pretty nice to listen to, only thing is she won’t sing unless it’s to do some very ominous chanting.