DnD Sessions #22-24: Welcome to the THUNDERDOME
“So after they commit their little microaggression against Tali...”
“So we just got a butt full of duchies.”
“How many buchies fit in a dutt?”
“I think we all have teeth.” “DID YOU JUST VOLUNTEER OUR TEETH”
“Hi, welcome to my restaurant. My name is Chef Dee, first name Boyar; may I take your order?” “CHRIS YOU’RE IN TROUBLE”
“I hope you enjoy your new dragon stepbrother, Taya. His name is Hot Toddy and he’s a dick.”
“Once we break the dragon out of the zoo, there’s not really much more we can do here.”
“Potion of no baby”
“This is our patio; it’s open concept; we have sex here”
“You posed as a poly-sci student AND YOU’RE GONNA BE QUIZZED ON THE LIES YOU TOLD”
“I’m a warlock now.” “Did you make a deal overnight?!” “DID YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN A DEMON”
“Everyone raise your hand if you’ve fucked a fairy.”
“What are the terms of this deal?” “WHAT ARE THE TERMS OF SERVICE”
“We are............alcoholics...” [DM falls over]
“The grapes want us to go.”
“Three Slendermen in a trench coat.”
“Define ‘Thunderdome.’”
“Is the sphere moonproof?”
“A safer solution would be fire.” “YEAH LET’S SET THINGS ON FIRE IN THIS ENCLOSED DOME.”
“Thanks, science side of magic.”
“Two entire spectral bears.”
“I can’t believe i was just being a shit and yelling ‘bears’ at the beginning of your turn and now here we are with two bears.”
“Wait, you get FOUR BEAR ATTACKS PER TURN? Why am I even HERE?”
“Well, clearly they’re political agents; they might be sex zombies.”
“That’s a nat 20.” “You are extremely concentrated.” “You might want to see someone about that.” “If you experience concentration lasting longer than 4 hours...”
“I don’t think anyone has anything over 20 and if you do, come see me after class.”
“As if necromancy’s not alt enough, now there’s alt-necromancy.”
