#wtnl

Damn Wen Jianyan accidentally scammed his way into becoming the leader of a cult for a god that he has scammed twice.

Trust instincts and beware fraudsters 😘

he's coward and a thief. literally every word that comes out of his mouth is a lie. he will gladly risk his life to save his teammates, and then also lie about it. he's a hedonist and a gambler. he will cheat you out of your entire life savings and not feel a speck of guilt about it. if anyone touches any of his people, he will gladly kill them. he's the smartest person in every room. he's reckless, and every decision he makes is so fucking stupid. his love interest is some kind of eldritch overpowered god. he's stabbed that same god in the chest thrice so far, two times in the middle of a make out session. he's definitely into bdsm and, based on the way he continuously compares his love interest to a dog, possibly also into puppy play. so far, he's conned three different god-like existences and made them dance to his tune. he canonically wears custom-made frog slippers and t-shirts that say 'fuck off', in english. it's unclear whether he even knows english, but if he did, he would definitely know how to swear. the one time his love interest tried to do the yandere keep-him-to-himself bullshit, wen jianyan gave him a handjob so good that his brain leaked out of his ears and he completely forgot that none of wen jianyan's words can be trusted. this was after the first time he stabbed him, but directly before the second. his teammates would die for him in a heartbeat. they want to punch him in the face every time they see him. one time, he drove a man to depths of uncontrollable rage by giving him a gift basket. it was filled with strawberry candy.